May 02, 2005 01:14
Dear Readers,
I think there is something about the Y chromosome that makes guys dicks. There are way too many guys in this world, especially my age, that treat women like shit. They look at a woman and all they see is a possible piece of ass. If they actually manage to convince a girl to mess around, they usually drop them right after, looking for their next piece of ass. This accomplishes two things. First, it makes the girl feel like a piece a shit who is extremely weary of trusting any guy again, even the nice ones. Second, it gives them major commitment issues. So, if a girl actually does start a relationship with a real man, she usually is too scared to let things get too serious because she might get hurt. Speaking as a guy who is actually interested in women as more than a piece of ass, this really fucks things up for us. So, for all those decent guys out there that actually care more about people than getting laid, I just want to say ladies don't give up. We are out there. And to you guys who feel the need to overcompensate for your lack of personality or character by relying solely on your penis, which isn't saying much for a lot of you, fuck you!
Signed,
Billy Henson
P.S. I have won at Scene-It twice this week. I rule!