Randomness tastes so right

Apr 30, 2005 09:47

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I love that song. Sometimes I wish I could be a gangsta. There's not too many gangstas that come from the country though. Guess I'm out of luck, lol. As many of you may know, I'm a not religious at all. For some reason though, I find myself watching the church channel all the time. It's just so funny and fucked up. Have you ever seen a show called Brother Leo? It's a show about all these monks trying to look cool and teaching kids about religion. Well, this morning, he was talking about saving people. Then, he turned around and just shoved this little kid into a lake they were standing beside. He then pulled him out and said, "that's one way to save someone." You could tell the kid wasn't expecting it either. He looked like he was ready to cry. How fucked up is that? The poor kid was wet and muddy for the rest of the show, lol. I guess it shouldn't be that weird to see a member of the clergy forcing a little boy to do something he doesn't want and leaving him all wet and sticky, lol. Sorry, I know that was wrong. I just couldn't pass it up.

So, I've become rather fond of Facebook now. Yeah, I know. I'm a conformist, damnit. It was just the combination of curiosity and everybody always asking me if I'm on Facebook. So, I broke down. I have to admit it's pretty cool though. I've even been accepted into a very elite group. That's right biznitches, Billy is da shiznit. Okay, that was my attempt at being gangsta. That's as good as it gets I'm afraid, lol. Well, I think I may retire to the shower now.
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