2 + 2 = 5, but only for very large values of 2

[billyumthekid]

So I went to the Drama Banquet yesterday. That was pretty fucking sweet. When we were getting seated for the skits, I asked Jordan if I could wear his bra and he got really pissed off and sat somewhere else. I didn't know that my skit was mine until the very end. I was like, "Um... who is..? Oh, Shit!!" So nothing was mentioned about me not

Comments

[katater]

I agree with sky_is_falling.

pervert. yeah. that's the first thing I'll call you. After I call you "Mr. Has 3 million uses for a whisk"

yeah. that's how likely it's gonna be ;)

[billyumthekid]

First, that was really weird and confusing. "yeah. that's how likely it's gonna be ;)" WHA?!?!?!?!

Second, you just signed your death-wish. But you're too cool, I have no reason to kill you.

Yet.

[katater]

I was saying the likeliness of me calling you a pervert in a serious way, is the same likeliness as me calling you the man who knows 3 million uses of a whisk.

I don't think that made any sense.

but I wasn't calling you a pervert in a serious way. at all.

[billyumthekid]

I know. I could probably find 3 million uses for a whisk though.

[katater]

you could but I would never call you the man who knows 3 million uses for a whisk.

[billyumthekid]

If I were to start a list, and this is purely hypothetical, #1 just might be STAB KATE IN THE FACE WITH A WHISK.

Purely hypothetical.

XD

[katater]

XD.

I hope yopu would never actually stab me in the face with a whisk...

but I don't know that whisks are very stabby... they are really round at the end, actually. >>

[billyumthekid]

I think the whisks would make an exception. Just for you.

*_>* God, that's such a bizarre face.

Pervert?

[katater]

At least you aren't Dale....he lost his virginity to a freshman like a month ago. What a deusche.

Re: Pervert?

[billyumthekid]

My virgin ears!!!

Re: Pervert?

[billyumthekid]

Errrr... MY VIRGIN EYES!!!