funniest story ever
ok so last night was around the world .... 50+ townhouses a different drink each place .. that can only mean one thing, alot of drunken wild shit going on .. and htere was
the main attraction was in the lax townhouse - sex on the beach in a pool of sand, with body and mouth to mouth shots ... crazy shit
my "kiss me im shitfaced" shirt was a big hit .. guys wanted it, girls kissed me SWEET!
so here comes the funniest college story ever:
zip, adam, myself and three girls head back to zips suite later in the night, completely trashed and shitfaced .. play a lil beer pong and fuck around getting more wasted .. next thing i know im in my bed waking up @ 4 in the morning to a girl that went to the bathroom and was coming back to bed .... instead of climbing bcak into bed with me she climbs in with my roomate who has his girlfriend up from stony brook. they are butt naked and she slips under the covers with them, now my roomate starts flipping out out and kicks her off the bed , she falls brinigng the whole blanket with them and leaving them there naked ... kev scrambles to grab jeans pajama pants, which are tight pink and starts yelling @ the girl ... meanwhile shes sitting on the floor grabbing @ kevs drawers under his bed .. he starts flipping out and i mlike .. come one ill walk u home .. she gets up .. proceeds to take off her pants, puts on kevs boxers and walks out of the door...kev, jean and i erupt in laughter .... funniest shit yet - i hope for her sake she doesnt remember that
the main attraction was in the lax townhouse - sex on the beach in a pool of sand, with body and mouth to mouth shots ... crazy shit
my "kiss me im shitfaced" shirt was a big hit .. guys wanted it, girls kissed me SWEET!
so here comes the funniest college story ever:
zip, adam, myself and three girls head back to zips suite later in the night, completely trashed and shitfaced .. play a lil beer pong and fuck around getting more wasted .. next thing i know im in my bed waking up @ 4 in the morning to a girl that went to the bathroom and was coming back to bed .... instead of climbing bcak into bed with me she climbs in with my roomate who has his girlfriend up from stony brook. they are butt naked and she slips under the covers with them, now my roomate starts flipping out out and kicks her off the bed , she falls brinigng the whole blanket with them and leaving them there naked ... kev scrambles to grab jeans pajama pants, which are tight pink and starts yelling @ the girl ... meanwhile shes sitting on the floor grabbing @ kevs drawers under his bed .. he starts flipping out and i mlike .. come one ill walk u home .. she gets up .. proceeds to take off her pants, puts on kevs boxers and walks out of the door...kev, jean and i erupt in laughter .... funniest shit yet - i hope for her sake she doesnt remember that