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My temp job ended but the agency hooked me up with another job doing voter registration in Hennepin County. I am now The Man and not the good kind. The worst part of a new job is having to shave. I hate shaving. If I could travel back in time I would go and punch Peter 1 the Great in his stupid face (look it up).
I spent almost 20 hours in a car with the great Matt Fugate over the last three days. It was cool. We wrote some jokes. I might have a joke about the jackalope and another about buffalo because that is what surrounds you in South Dakota.
In the time spent in his car I forced my iTunes on him like the iTunes were a drunken fratboy and he was a naive young freshman at her first kegger. The date rape in this analogy comes in the form of Against Me!, Weezer and P.O.S.
I am going to sleep now because I have to get up in less than 7 hours to go work at a government building.
p.s. I like referring to my temp agency as "the agency". It makes it sound like my assignments involve fake passports and gun silencers.
I spent almost 20 hours in a car with the great Matt Fugate over the last three days. It was cool. We wrote some jokes. I might have a joke about the jackalope and another about buffalo because that is what surrounds you in South Dakota.
In the time spent in his car I forced my iTunes on him like the iTunes were a drunken fratboy and he was a naive young freshman at her first kegger. The date rape in this analogy comes in the form of Against Me!, Weezer and P.O.S.
I am going to sleep now because I have to get up in less than 7 hours to go work at a government building.
p.s. I like referring to my temp agency as "the agency". It makes it sound like my assignments involve fake passports and gun silencers.