Deadpool broke my brain.

[billykaplan]

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[magnetlips]

Isn't this the second time he's called one of us nubile? At least it's not me.

[teddyaltman]

If I recall correctly, he was all excited about fighting "nubile female heroes" or something.

Then he got caught and he commented on Billy's and my particular nubility.

If he keeps it up, I'm going to have to pummel him.

[magnetlips]

Ewww.

Remind me to tell Vision to protect me from-

Nevermind.

[teddyaltman]

I'm pretty sure that protecting you from creepy people falls under the Vision's default settings.

Err...want to talk about it?

[magnetlips]

I'm not sure if it does anymore.

I don't know. Maybe.

[teddyaltman]

I'm pretty sure that "protect Cassie from Creepy People" would fall under his default settings even if you grew up to be a super villain.

Well, if you want to talk about it, I'm here.

[magnetlips]

I think I made a terrible mistake. Even worse than talking in cliches

[teddyaltman]

We all make mistakes, it's part of being human. When in doubt, speak in cliches

[magnetlips]

I know that, it's just sometimes you can't fix mistakes. *sniffle*

[teddyaltman]

No, some mistakes can't be fixed, but they can be worked around. Do you want to tell me what happened? Maybe I can tell you if Vizh just needs a kick upside the head or if you both need subtitles.

[magnetlips]

Uhm, well I was still mad about how he and Kristoff got into a fight and he just wasn't listening to me and he said something about just not talking to him if I didn't like him and I er... I broke the camera he was trying to fix and then I kind of panicked and ran out of the room.

[teddyaltman]

Well, the not listening thing is going to foul up the best of communications.

Do you know why he and Kristoff got into a fight? I only ask because I honestly have no clue, but it might have some influence on the whole "Vision acting like a dick" thing.

[magnetlips]

They were acting like guys (er, no offense) and started shouting and insulting each other.

[teddyaltman]

No offense taken. ;)

Vizh was shouting and insulting someone? That seems a bit out of character for him.

[magnetlips]

I know! I mean, everyone knows I have a tendency to break things and yell, but Vision?

[teddyaltman]

Vizh never struck me as the type to participate in metaphorical pissing contests or non-metaphorical ones, but that's another conversation entirely.

So, what, Vision got all shirty with you when you went to ask him about why he's suddenly doing dumb stuff?