On the dang ol' bitch wife
Can you believe Luanne forgot to tape my COPS appearance?
Where have I been you buttfuckers? I'm been in JAIL...okay. I got off though, they didn't have no case. Everyone on the block wanted me to take out that son of a bitch Georgie Boy...he was a goddamn baby fucker and he's rotting in prison now cause of my PATRIOT VIGALENTEE ACTIONS. I'm like Team America World Police, I take care of local fucking business. If that judge had sent me to Folsom Prison it would have been worth it cause I'm not letting no one pray on the local childrens. So I done went and beaned that cocksucker with a pretty solid brick and it was a thing of pure joy.
I wasn't on COPs for beating up the baby fucker, I was on COPs for the high speed chase after I did it.
I still haven't seen any of the UFOs.
I miss my construction job, but they won't hire me on a full time basis so I'm back to my food stamps. Luanne said I should march my fat ass down to the MacDonalds and work there but I'm a real American man and as such I will never in a million years work in a grease pit. I have pride and dignity and until I can find another trucker gig or get hired for the damn police (which can't happen cause of my past criminal record) I'll be sticking to food stamps and unemployment checks.
The boy got that American Idiot CD by those green haired weirdos from the San Francisco Gay Bay. Yeah you bet your sweet ass I pissed off. I took that piece of Micheal Moore/Terrorist loving evil and threw it into the air and then done blasted it before it hit the ground with my shotgun. I'm damn proud to be a part of the redneck agenda I tell you what.
Of course the boy was all pissed and called me a Nazi and threatened to run again. And the wife took his side like the skank she is. Gran-daddy fought the Nazis and the Communist Russians, he didn't do that so our kids can become a bunch of Kerry hugging faggot asses.
I'm mad that Ed Anger didn't get the Supreme Court nomination...damn mad.
Where have I been you buttfuckers? I'm been in JAIL...okay. I got off though, they didn't have no case. Everyone on the block wanted me to take out that son of a bitch Georgie Boy...he was a goddamn baby fucker and he's rotting in prison now cause of my PATRIOT VIGALENTEE ACTIONS. I'm like Team America World Police, I take care of local fucking business. If that judge had sent me to Folsom Prison it would have been worth it cause I'm not letting no one pray on the local childrens. So I done went and beaned that cocksucker with a pretty solid brick and it was a thing of pure joy.
I wasn't on COPs for beating up the baby fucker, I was on COPs for the high speed chase after I did it.
I still haven't seen any of the UFOs.
I miss my construction job, but they won't hire me on a full time basis so I'm back to my food stamps. Luanne said I should march my fat ass down to the MacDonalds and work there but I'm a real American man and as such I will never in a million years work in a grease pit. I have pride and dignity and until I can find another trucker gig or get hired for the damn police (which can't happen cause of my past criminal record) I'll be sticking to food stamps and unemployment checks.
The boy got that American Idiot CD by those green haired weirdos from the San Francisco Gay Bay. Yeah you bet your sweet ass I pissed off. I took that piece of Micheal Moore/Terrorist loving evil and threw it into the air and then done blasted it before it hit the ground with my shotgun. I'm damn proud to be a part of the redneck agenda I tell you what.
Of course the boy was all pissed and called me a Nazi and threatened to run again. And the wife took his side like the skank she is. Gran-daddy fought the Nazis and the Communist Russians, he didn't do that so our kids can become a bunch of Kerry hugging faggot asses.
I'm mad that Ed Anger didn't get the Supreme Court nomination...damn mad.