The done aliens
Earl came over to my place and showed me the piece of alien metal that with which they uh...yeah you know. The rectal probing and everything...yeah there I said so know you know I'm not AFRAID to say it. I'm all man boy...even in the face in things that are downright disturbing.
Anyhow we're gonna get rich off of this shit, I already called the Weekly World News. It's the only paper that has the BALLS to run the story, but then they are the world's only reliable newspaper. Hell they even say that on the front of their publication and if it's written down and not publicized by a democrat or a fag or the French or all of the above then it's got to be true.
Bush is going to nominate a new Supreme Court justice soon. He needs either Ed Anger or myself or possibly Rush Limbaugh. Somebody who will tell shit the way it is and stand up for the average blue collar joe six tooth like myself. And don't you bring up my lack of work for the past two years...I was a trucker plenty before that. One year of being a trucker is equal to like 20 years of being in some liberal pencilneck job like accountant or dirty hippie democrat senator who's trying to force everyone to gay marry and disband the army.
The Boy disappeared. I'm not sure where he is cause I was watching wrestling all of yesterday. He'll come back though, he's too much of a pussy to make it out there. The wife is screaming in my ear about it so I should probably get off now and find a flashlight so I can go looking for that little dork.
Anyhow we're gonna get rich off of this shit, I already called the Weekly World News. It's the only paper that has the BALLS to run the story, but then they are the world's only reliable newspaper. Hell they even say that on the front of their publication and if it's written down and not publicized by a democrat or a fag or the French or all of the above then it's got to be true.
Bush is going to nominate a new Supreme Court justice soon. He needs either Ed Anger or myself or possibly Rush Limbaugh. Somebody who will tell shit the way it is and stand up for the average blue collar joe six tooth like myself. And don't you bring up my lack of work for the past two years...I was a trucker plenty before that. One year of being a trucker is equal to like 20 years of being in some liberal pencilneck job like accountant or dirty hippie democrat senator who's trying to force everyone to gay marry and disband the army.
The Boy disappeared. I'm not sure where he is cause I was watching wrestling all of yesterday. He'll come back though, he's too much of a pussy to make it out there. The wife is screaming in my ear about it so I should probably get off now and find a flashlight so I can go looking for that little dork.