Blowing Chunks
What an unpleasant evening I had. Well, actually, it was around 3:15 in the morning when I woke up and my stomach was cramping terribly. No position relieved the feeling and a glass of water seemed to make it worse. I could feel a trip to the porcelain bus coming on. It sucked because I stayed in last night. No booze. No partying. I only ever feel this horrible after boozing it up.
I assume it was food poisoning of some kind. Either from this box of parmesan rice I made or this horrible lime juice I had bought. Either way, I eventually was blasting chunks into the toilet and it hurt so bad. When I have the hurls from booze, it’s usually a quick and easy exit. This was anything but. My stomach had cramps on top of cramps and I thought I’d soon be seeing a lung or kidney in the toilet. I just wanted to cry it hurt so badly, but I couldn’t because I was busy going ”Uhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuu- uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh!’
The back of my throat is burned from the experience. Still sore this A.M. Thankfully, the cramps are gone. And all the while, as I puked I thought, ”Well, at least all those carbs are being ejected I should never have eaten after 7.”
Yesterday I didn’t do much at all. I went for a run first thing. Took pics of that construction worker. Ran to Borders, passed through Best Buy and swung through Jewel to get some quarters so I could come home and do laundry. Watched some movies, folded clothes, more movies. Pretty lame evening. I did make a decent haul on WinMX downloading some rare Scissor Sisters mixes and b-sides. One that keeps eluding me is ’Backwoods Discotheque Part 1’ which is the whole reason I started looking while I watched the DVD earlier and it played in one of the menus.
I’ve also been looking for about two months now for this DJ Shadow remix of Keane’s ’We Might As Well Be Strangers’. I always pull about about 50 instances of it, but none ever download. Annoying. Give me my stolen music!
One of the most bizarre songs from the Sisters I got is called 'Bicycling With The Devil'. The words are some- what disturbing one would say.
I see you dancing, damn you look good.
I wish I could dance like that, but I can’t.. cos I have no legs.
I see you fucking, damn you look good.
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can’t.. cos I have no penis.
I see you shitting, damn you look good.
I wish I could shit like that, but I can’t.. cos I have no butthole.
Not sure what is on my plate today. Honestly, I still feel a little weak in the knees from last night. Debated going and seeing that zombie movie around noon. Had wanted to get drunk at some point this weekend, but again with this queasiness, possibly not a good idea. Never finished cleaning like I was supposed to (thank goodness I DID clean my toilet yesterday).
Yada yada... How can I feel this way and not have had a lick of booze. Life is hilariously cruel.
I assume it was food poisoning of some kind. Either from this box of parmesan rice I made or this horrible lime juice I had bought. Either way, I eventually was blasting chunks into the toilet and it hurt so bad. When I have the hurls from booze, it’s usually a quick and easy exit. This was anything but. My stomach had cramps on top of cramps and I thought I’d soon be seeing a lung or kidney in the toilet. I just wanted to cry it hurt so badly, but I couldn’t because I was busy going ”Uhhhhhhhhhhh uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuu- uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhh!’
The back of my throat is burned from the experience. Still sore this A.M. Thankfully, the cramps are gone. And all the while, as I puked I thought, ”Well, at least all those carbs are being ejected I should never have eaten after 7.”
Yesterday I didn’t do much at all. I went for a run first thing. Took pics of that construction worker. Ran to Borders, passed through Best Buy and swung through Jewel to get some quarters so I could come home and do laundry. Watched some movies, folded clothes, more movies. Pretty lame evening. I did make a decent haul on WinMX downloading some rare Scissor Sisters mixes and b-sides. One that keeps eluding me is ’Backwoods Discotheque Part 1’ which is the whole reason I started looking while I watched the DVD earlier and it played in one of the menus.
I’ve also been looking for about two months now for this DJ Shadow remix of Keane’s ’We Might As Well Be Strangers’. I always pull about about 50 instances of it, but none ever download. Annoying. Give me my stolen music!
One of the most bizarre songs from the Sisters I got is called 'Bicycling With The Devil'. The words are some- what disturbing one would say.
I see you dancing, damn you look good.
I wish I could dance like that, but I can’t.. cos I have no legs.
I see you fucking, damn you look good.
I wish I could fuck like that, but I can’t.. cos I have no penis.
I see you shitting, damn you look good.
I wish I could shit like that, but I can’t.. cos I have no butthole.
Not sure what is on my plate today. Honestly, I still feel a little weak in the knees from last night. Debated going and seeing that zombie movie around noon. Had wanted to get drunk at some point this weekend, but again with this queasiness, possibly not a good idea. Never finished cleaning like I was supposed to (thank goodness I DID clean my toilet yesterday).
Yada yada... How can I feel this way and not have had a lick of booze. Life is hilariously cruel.