For Your Thighs Only

May 11, 2005 12:58

I have been, unfortunately, seeing a conversation between two people... one at the office here and one offsite. Well, I think the one person is at a remote office, but "here" in the sense of on our mail server. Anyway, it keeps getting caught in the spam filter because of a keyword in the subject. Needless to say, I was even more shocked when I finally looked more closely and realized, they were both women.

Woman Here - ”How is your day going?”
Woman Outside - ”I miss you.”
Woman Here - ”Ditto, how much?”
Woman Outside - ”bunches and bunches”
Woman Outside - ”and bunches more”
Woman Here - ”Thanks a good thing I guess”
Woman Outside - ”very good think”

It’s all one step away from baby talk and the fact they are lesbians is giving me this horrible, demonic imagery of no-no special places all juicy and rubbing together. I take back anything I said yesterday about missing relationships. This whole exchange makes me want to take a shower.. under a stream of lighter fluid holding a lit blow torch.

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