RECKONING DAY
It's a thing I believe in,
two men locked in battle
a fight to the end
never again to be friends
the world hangs in the balance
it's a dark, dark, dark time
but the light of democracy
shines down upon us
one man will be victorious
the other man is a loser
he will be mocked forever
a jerk for eternity
we will laugh and laugh
he may as well kill himself
to spare himself the anguish
of nineteen billion people
hating his stinkin' guts
the winner will reign in glory
happy ending to his story
he will be respected
and finger-bang Laura Prepon
the red-head from That 70s Show
who is blonde in later seasons
that was totally wack
she was a goddess with the red hair
and just sorta hot as a blonde
but she'll be red for the victor
totally fucking awesome
hooray
two men locked in battle
a fight to the end
never again to be friends
the world hangs in the balance
it's a dark, dark, dark time
but the light of democracy
shines down upon us
one man will be victorious
the other man is a loser
he will be mocked forever
a jerk for eternity
we will laugh and laugh
he may as well kill himself
to spare himself the anguish
of nineteen billion people
hating his stinkin' guts
the winner will reign in glory
happy ending to his story
he will be respected
and finger-bang Laura Prepon
the red-head from That 70s Show
who is blonde in later seasons
that was totally wack
she was a goddess with the red hair
and just sorta hot as a blonde
but she'll be red for the victor
totally fucking awesome
hooray