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>Subject: Hormones
>
>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
>has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
>This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
>wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>SAFER: What did I do wrong?
>SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
>13 Things PMS Stands For:
>1. Pass My Shotgun
>2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>4. Puffy Mid-Section
>5. People Make me Sick
>6. Provide Me with Sweets
>7. Pardon My Sobbing
>8. Pimples May Surface
>9. Pass My Sweatpants
>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
>11. Plainly; Men Stink
>12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
>13. Potential Murder Suspect
>
>Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good
>laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate
>sings.
>
>Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings,
>bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
>When I'm in a good moo d, it turns green. When I'm in a b ad mood, it leaves
>a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here
>have some chocolate
**************
Ok.
I just needed to update for the sake of updateing. I will not have a computer for possible for yet another week. So I figuered if something extravagant happends that can't wait to be told I'll come steal Tif's laptop again.
Bye, Ann
*chimm-chimminy chimm-chimm-cherroo*
>
>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
>has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
>This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
>wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!
>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>SAFER: What did I do wrong?
>SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
>
>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
>
>13 Things PMS Stands For:
>1. Pass My Shotgun
>2. Psychotic Mood Shift
>3. Perpetual Munching Spree
>4. Puffy Mid-Section
>5. People Make me Sick
>6. Provide Me with Sweets
>7. Pardon My Sobbing
>8. Pimples May Surface
>9. Pass My Sweatpants
>10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
>11. Plainly; Men Stink
>12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
>13. Potential Murder Suspect
>
>Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good
>laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember: Money talks...but chocolate
>sings.
>
>Another thing to giggle about... My husband, not happy with my mood swings,
>bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
>When I'm in a good moo d, it turns green. When I'm in a b ad mood, it leaves
>a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds. Here
>have some chocolate
**************
Ok.
I just needed to update for the sake of updateing. I will not have a computer for possible for yet another week. So I figuered if something extravagant happends that can't wait to be told I'll come steal Tif's laptop again.
Bye, Ann
*chimm-chimminy chimm-chimm-cherroo*