Saturday and teeth
So it's just your average Saturday morning. I get up at 4:45 - lie in bed for a good hour (because I'm lazy, like my warm bed, and enjoy my "dreams"). Its 5:45 am when I finally drag my sorry bones out of bed and rush to catch a bus that comes in 20 minutes...awesome. Why do I do this to myself?
So I get to work - 30 minutes early so what do I do? Sleep, that's right I park myself on top on my desk/table and sleep for 30 minutes until my co-worker comes in and I scare him by hiding in a side cubby. It always works and is always priceless. So work starts at 7, we actually do our job for maybe 30 to 45 minutes then we sit on our asses for the remaining 3 hours.
What is a lowly worker to do? I'm the supervisor and there is no boss on Saturdays - its time to watch some movies.
This saturday's movie - Cube (a fantastic Canadian film that came out before Saw and is far more superior). We start off watching that but end up in the endless whorle-wind of watching movie trailers. Let me tell ya there are some interesting movies coming out this coming year. My two *favs* would be - Schrooms (friends go on a camping trip - get high and get killed - fav line "The schrooms have turned on my man!") and Teeth (a young girl who has teeth in her va-jay-jay and bites on mens penises). I probably laughed for a good hour while my male co-workers coward in fear.
Now its time for me to get on the bus and head home, needless to say I hope its zombie free!
So I get to work - 30 minutes early so what do I do? Sleep, that's right I park myself on top on my desk/table and sleep for 30 minutes until my co-worker comes in and I scare him by hiding in a side cubby. It always works and is always priceless. So work starts at 7, we actually do our job for maybe 30 to 45 minutes then we sit on our asses for the remaining 3 hours.
What is a lowly worker to do? I'm the supervisor and there is no boss on Saturdays - its time to watch some movies.
This saturday's movie - Cube (a fantastic Canadian film that came out before Saw and is far more superior). We start off watching that but end up in the endless whorle-wind of watching movie trailers. Let me tell ya there are some interesting movies coming out this coming year. My two *favs* would be - Schrooms (friends go on a camping trip - get high and get killed - fav line "The schrooms have turned on my man!") and Teeth (a young girl who has teeth in her va-jay-jay and bites on mens penises). I probably laughed for a good hour while my male co-workers coward in fear.
Now its time for me to get on the bus and head home, needless to say I hope its zombie free!