okay, this is just unfair

Nov 24, 2004 11:55

Why, Lou Reed? Why? Why do you do this to me?

You see, Lou, you are fucking terrible. TERRIBLE! People may say of you, "Well, what about 'Berlin' and 'New York' and all the Velvet Underground stuff?"

To them, Lou, I say, "What about 'Set The Twilight Reeling' and 'Magic and Loss' and Lou's ass face."

You are a monkey ass who sucks big boner slime. I will punch you in the balls if ever I see you. I just hope it hurts through whatever silly leather pants you're wearing at the time.

Hey leather pants wearing jerkoff, you are old!

That is all. For now.
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