Billy and the Age of Manhood
Holy moly, something just hit me and it's not treasure!! I know what you're thinking now, I can hear it in your minds, now you're thinking "Oh, but Billy, what do you mean?" -- well, my friends, let me tell you what I mean!
MY BOY IS OFFICIALLY 18 NOW!!
Gahahahahaaaa!!! "But Billy, what does that mean?" Why, it MEANS that he can finally start dating real women! No more sitting at the kids table, my boy, now you're playing in the big leagues!! Such a wonderful milestone, I'm at the brink of shedding manly tears, I never thought I'd live to see this day. For the first time in our lives, we can conquer the dating scene as father and son! I no longer have to feed you lines from the background while you're talking to little girls, now I'll be right there with you, and the next time a pretty woman is shouting “What’s up Budehuc?” YOU will be what is “up Budehuc!” That's right, girls, he's single and experienced! Come on!! ...I'll even pay anyone who gives him a chance!
Now if only I can get him to take interest in adventure...
MY BOY IS OFFICIALLY 18 NOW!!
Gahahahahaaaa!!! "But Billy, what does that mean?" Why, it MEANS that he can finally start dating real women! No more sitting at the kids table, my boy, now you're playing in the big leagues!! Such a wonderful milestone, I'm at the brink of shedding manly tears, I never thought I'd live to see this day. For the first time in our lives, we can conquer the dating scene as father and son! I no longer have to feed you lines from the background while you're talking to little girls, now I'll be right there with you, and the next time a pretty woman is shouting “What’s up Budehuc?” YOU will be what is “up Budehuc!” That's right, girls, he's single and experienced! Come on!! ...I'll even pay anyone who gives him a chance!
Now if only I can get him to take interest in adventure...