Proof that it is my destiny to be the next Darth Vader

[billy_boyd]

My penis's new name is Darth Vader the Fierce Little Softball Bat.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

Comments

[ngila_dickson]

As you can imagine, growing up with a last name like Dickson I got teased a lot as a kid, but I found this too amusing to pass over...

... if I had a penis, its name would be "Hannibal the Ultrasonic Dick". I tried a few others & they nearly made me pee myself:

Orlando Bloom = Colonel Sanders the Wibbly Wobbly Lollipop
Viggo Mortenson = King Kong the Unconventional Monstrosity
Dominic Monaghan = Mussolini the Magical Organ
Peter Jackson = Ethel Merman the Ultrasonic Assault Weapon
Elijah Wood = Jellyfish the Strangely Proportioned Rod

Personally I find Orli's most amusing, I'd like to catch another peek of Viggo (I don't remember him being quite that large)... Alright... I've got to stop now, I'm getting carried away.

Thanks Bill ;~P

[dom_monaghan]

My penis's new name is Duncan Jones the Hideous Torpedo.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

I like yours of me better.

[billy_boyd]

Combine them to get Magical Torpedo? It's definitely magical.

Those are some great ones, Ngila! You must have magic fingers.

[ngila_dickson]

Oooh... Magical Torpedo sounds like fun... sounds like it would come with a remote control (love remotes, so much fun, especially when someone else is in control!... btw... has anyone seen mine?)

[andy_hallett]

I know we've never met before but I have to say that reading that made me go all "sorghioeauhosihgowuhowiuhygosighoughoeihj*whimpers*"

And yes. That's a good thing. ;)

[dom_monaghan]

HI ANDY! *shags secretly* I miss you!

[andy_hallett]

HI!!! I'm back! Mostly! *shags back secretly*

[dom_monaghan]

What a lovely, lovely icon. *behaves* P.S. WELCOMEBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[andy_hallett]

*innocent* Thank you. Thank you very much. ;) THANK YOU EVEN MORE! <33333333333

[dom_monaghan]

If by remote you mean the one for you *coughs* then yes, yes I have. It's left in the room you were staying in. Shall I post it for you?

[ngila_dickson]

Sure, if you'd like. If not give it to Dommie (pressing buttons can be so much fun) *j/k* besides its probably not long range. Just send it to me via Marijke's address (I'll be staying with her until I can get Hamish out of my house.

[dom_monaghan]

Yeah, it's bad enough he;s groping every woman he meets, he doesn't need to be playing with that! I'll give him the telly remote if he wants to press buttons. I will be sure to do so. Lemme know if you'd like me to kick some arse for you, Love.

[dom_monaghan]

Bombs away!