food and other randomness.

[billmurray8]

So haven't eaten (eaten? whatev) meat in like, (yes like) 2 weeks.
(Surprisingly not the biggest deal in my world. Have yet to die.)
Do not think this will be permanent. But fun and interesting experiment.

Other experiments:
          #1 How fast does that banana go bad in the car? (V. fast- like a day)
          #2 How soon does that soda explode in the car?
                       In the heat? (v. fast this soda wants to go to the moon, like rocket. can be surprising in traffic. BEWARE.)
                       In fucking Minnesota winter? (V fast- you will soon find where you put this soda (on the roof of car) In slurpee form.)
          #2.5 Does Coke come off uphostery in -25 degree weather.  NO!!!
          #3 How long can I go without doing laundry?
                       Still testing  (this experiment may be cancelled due to new discovery of hot-man scented detergent.)
                        seriously. Febreeze Tide.

Anyhow....back to the veggie story...
Went to grocery store.
Bought veggie Chicken Pattys.
#1 Things that come in Patty form are funny. like...
       People.
       meat. 
       Peppermints (ok. these are ok.)
       Wagons.
       other things that you come up with. Please share.

#2 Imagine meat broccoli, with broccoli like texture. 
          or lettuce that tastes just like beef. 
          endless possibilities of funniness for long commute.

#3 Tasted like chicken. So does
       Chicken
       Rabbit
       Meat product
       KFC
       Other things I have eaten and convinced myself tastes like chicken:
                Vegetables
                broccoli
                blue food
                rabbit      
                things that I do not want to remember.

Also,  My friend Monessa is fucking awesome and 6' tall
That is really tall.
But also really awesome.

Turn-ons: Parenthesis.
Turn-offs:  Exploding food.