Eureka!
I just made an important discovery.
Smint works very well inside the rectum. I recommend it for all occasions where an increase in horniness and/or anal pleasure is desired. It's very small -- but potent -- so one could easily turn on an unsuspecting partner with a high probability of surprise.
Also works great when you're falling asleep in class or meetings. Excuse yourself to the restroom, pop one in, and you're ready for another round of boringness. It really lights a fire under one's ass.
And... get this. The ingredients in Smint have been shown to help protect against the bacteria that cause tooth decay. So, if you're one of those freaks of nature who has teeth growing in your anal canal... Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'.
It has the added benefit of freshening up things. You'll smell and taste like mint -- perfect if you're going to be engaging in butt sex and/or analingus. Presumably, Smint could also be used inside the cooch, but since I have no cooch, I cannot test that hypothesis. Any volunteers?
Don't you all have some normal friends to go hang out with?
Smint works very well inside the rectum. I recommend it for all occasions where an increase in horniness and/or anal pleasure is desired. It's very small -- but potent -- so one could easily turn on an unsuspecting partner with a high probability of surprise.
Also works great when you're falling asleep in class or meetings. Excuse yourself to the restroom, pop one in, and you're ready for another round of boringness. It really lights a fire under one's ass.
And... get this. The ingredients in Smint have been shown to help protect against the bacteria that cause tooth decay. So, if you're one of those freaks of nature who has teeth growing in your anal canal... Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'.
It has the added benefit of freshening up things. You'll smell and taste like mint -- perfect if you're going to be engaging in butt sex and/or analingus. Presumably, Smint could also be used inside the cooch, but since I have no cooch, I cannot test that hypothesis. Any volunteers?
Don't you all have some normal friends to go hang out with?