Heh... this is still on the first page of my recent entries from last year...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I turned gareth_rehal in for littering (3 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I gave urbaniak a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In May I helped missaiyana across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1653 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Billf