Consequences of Candy Corn *Full Version*
Title:Consequences of Candy Corn
Characters/Pairings Tonks/Sirius, Sirius/Severus, Severus/Remus all implied
A/N: A nutty story that popped into my head when I saw Tonks 100 orange and black, Snupin100 Teddy,
Snape100 Snape Laughs, Lupin 100 It's alive...it's alive, and Blackcest100 Halloween
Sirius Black was walking to the office of Hogwarts Headmaster former Potions Master, and his secret lover Severus Snape. Sure there was hate there but hate sex is probably one of the most potent kinds of sex there is. They agreed that they were not in any sort of relationship and they should see whomever they chose. It was Halloween and Sirius wanted company on the days that he was the most melancholy about his lost friends James Potter and Lily Potter. He was at his door when he heard the most peculiar sound. Laughter. Severus Snape was actually laughing.
Severus Snape did not know how got into a position like this. He prayed that his companions Tonks and Lupin would be drunk enough to forget this night ever occurred. He defiantly would like to forget that Nymphadora managed to get him dressed as a catholic schoolgirl, while Lupin was a ghost that wore her black lipstick, while Tonks was a pumpkin complete with orange hair and green fishnets. However he did not regret that he was watching a 20’s muggle horror movie “Frankenstein” He never saw something so laughable. So despite himself he did to the surprise of his boyfriend.
Tonks was sitting on the sofa of the headmaster’s office at Hogwarts watching an old muggle movie dressed up for Halloween as a pumpkin complete with orange hair black lipstick and green fishnet stockings with Severus and Remus who were a catholic school girl and ghost respectively. It was rather touching and irritating to see that Remus was jealous of her relationship with Severus that was friendship only. She needed fun rather than to sulk at home waiting for Sirius to call her when he was depressed, the only time he talks to her now a days the big jerk
She was happy at least to hear him laughing at something, to be happy for a little while now his life had not gone as planned in the romance department like hers did. Tonks ignored her lover as he burst in. Non pulsed she held out the bag of candy corn on the coffee table “Candy corn?”
Sirius dressed as a nurse complete with red high heels white thigh highs and white cap sighed and sat down next to her eating the corn then putting his head in her lap trying to will the shocking scene out of his mind.
Remus Lupin jolted awake from the awful nightmare with the sound of the famous line from of the old muggle movie Frankenstein in his ears “It’s Alive. Its Alive!” Then out of nowhere he heard the deep sound of his boyfriend’s laughter in his ears. He turned to see Severus doubled over laughing so hard he was tearing up. When he looked in the mirror of their bedroom he saw his hair had been tuned multi colored, and his lips were bright red.
He groaned at the realization that his son Teddy Lupin thought daddy looks nicer as a clown.