The Controversial Survey (rofl)
All of the answers herein are directed solely at the nitwit who wrote this.
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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
This is a pointless question, and shall not be answered.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Would you drink a pint of cat piss with a Sevin Dust chaser?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Against it. It should never be needed. But that is supposing an ideal utopia where people think before grinding their soggy crotches together. I am, however, absolutely for making it a legal and viable option should true need arise.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Do you think this question make sense? The WORLD does not have a president, nor would the WORLD fail if the UNITED STATES had a female president who failed. The president of the US can fail or not fail as easily they want to, being a woman or a man. We've already had plenty of man failures. Give a lady a chance to be even half as stupid.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I don't 'believe' in the death penalty. These questions are badly written. I believe that a criminal deterrent should be effective enough to deter. Frankly, I think sentencing should be meted out in a manner that attempts to rebuild or repair the damage a crime has done rather than simply to scold the criminal. Should someone commit murder, however, the damage is irreparable. Preferably, for committing a true, avoidable murder, the sentence for such should be life w/labor for the state, public or charity. Barring that, well... judge not...
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Your grammar is atrocious. I can see what your answer would be. Why not? What difference is there, effectively speaking, between the results of marijuana and, say, alcohol? Surely the gubment would like some new pleasure commodity to throw a hefty tax on, and since prostitution is still pretty much out...
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I am against there being a difference between premarital and postmarital sex.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I would if such a creature existed.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Why? Have someone in mind? FAGGIT! HAW HAW UR A FAG!!! ROFL!
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Do you think it's wrong that so many black people be stealin' stuff? Do you think it's wrong for Injuns to scalp people? Do you think it's wrong for Chinaman to eat a dog? Again the dumb question, which answers itself by use of the word "illegally".
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
These aren't questions. They are debate topics. The details of the situation are too vague to make a judgment call, though the obvious answer is that a twelve year old girl is very likely to not have the mental, emotional, physical, or material capacity to raise a child.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No. Eighteen year old kids drink well enough with the legal age being 21.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
You can call it off if you want to. Someone will still be fighting over there should we leave. If you're asking if I support the war, then the answer is I do not.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Is unassisted suicide illegal? What happens if you succeed? Do they fine you? Lock you up? Give your cold corpse a sincere talking-to? Really, this "survey" sounds more like a listing of tabloid headlines.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't have children, so there's no kids to spank. Next question.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'll burn 50 of them. Probably more. Cloth and ink mean nothing, as the concept of a symbol is immaterial.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
A better question: Who do you think is the better Batman? Keaton or Clooney?
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
"Yeah? Didja like them survey questions!? HUH? Are they SCARRRRY!? Didja cry when you answered them? Little baby scared of my survey questions? Waaaah!!"
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This was truly a vapid survey.
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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
This is a pointless question, and shall not be answered.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Would you drink a pint of cat piss with a Sevin Dust chaser?
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Against it. It should never be needed. But that is supposing an ideal utopia where people think before grinding their soggy crotches together. I am, however, absolutely for making it a legal and viable option should true need arise.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Do you think this question make sense? The WORLD does not have a president, nor would the WORLD fail if the UNITED STATES had a female president who failed. The president of the US can fail or not fail as easily they want to, being a woman or a man. We've already had plenty of man failures. Give a lady a chance to be even half as stupid.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I don't 'believe' in the death penalty. These questions are badly written. I believe that a criminal deterrent should be effective enough to deter. Frankly, I think sentencing should be meted out in a manner that attempts to rebuild or repair the damage a crime has done rather than simply to scold the criminal. Should someone commit murder, however, the damage is irreparable. Preferably, for committing a true, avoidable murder, the sentence for such should be life w/labor for the state, public or charity. Barring that, well... judge not...
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Your grammar is atrocious. I can see what your answer would be. Why not? What difference is there, effectively speaking, between the results of marijuana and, say, alcohol? Surely the gubment would like some new pleasure commodity to throw a hefty tax on, and since prostitution is still pretty much out...
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I am against there being a difference between premarital and postmarital sex.
[08] Do you believe in God?
I would if such a creature existed.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Why? Have someone in mind? FAGGIT! HAW HAW UR A FAG!!! ROFL!
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Do you think it's wrong that so many black people be stealin' stuff? Do you think it's wrong for Injuns to scalp people? Do you think it's wrong for Chinaman to eat a dog? Again the dumb question, which answers itself by use of the word "illegally".
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
These aren't questions. They are debate topics. The details of the situation are too vague to make a judgment call, though the obvious answer is that a twelve year old girl is very likely to not have the mental, emotional, physical, or material capacity to raise a child.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No. Eighteen year old kids drink well enough with the legal age being 21.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
You can call it off if you want to. Someone will still be fighting over there should we leave. If you're asking if I support the war, then the answer is I do not.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Is unassisted suicide illegal? What happens if you succeed? Do they fine you? Lock you up? Give your cold corpse a sincere talking-to? Really, this "survey" sounds more like a listing of tabloid headlines.
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
I don't have children, so there's no kids to spank. Next question.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'll burn 50 of them. Probably more. Cloth and ink mean nothing, as the concept of a symbol is immaterial.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
A better question: Who do you think is the better Batman? Keaton or Clooney?
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
"Yeah? Didja like them survey questions!? HUH? Are they SCARRRRY!? Didja cry when you answered them? Little baby scared of my survey questions? Waaaah!!"
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This was truly a vapid survey.