this is dumb. dont read it
this is the stupidest shit ever but once i started i felt i couldnt quit or itd be an even bigger waste of time. i suck.
SECTION 1 ABOUT YOURSELF
+ Known as: william, shane, mr. howell, wilhelm, your density...i mean...your destiny.
+ Lives in: san francisco
+ Birthday: 19810901
+ School: prhs
+ Religion: god is my monkey
+ Shoe size: 9.5
+ Hair color: black
+ Eye color: greenish
+ Style: professional wrestler
+ Fears: archituthis, giant man-eating eagles
SECTION 2 HAVE YOU EVER...
+ Been Cheated on? not really, im over it, i always win
+ Fallen off the bed? sure
+ Broken someone’s heart? i hope not, im not worth that
+ Had your heart broken? yes but not in that way that everyone assumes
+ Had a dream come true? yes
+ Done something you regret? regrets are an illogical waste of brainpower
+ Cheated on a test? yes i used to write answers on my jeans
SECTION 3 CURRENTLY...
+ Wearing? pj bdu shorts and my glasses
+ Listening to? yo la tengo
+ Located? under my bed
+ Chatting with? megan and yanni
+ Watching? das komputor
+ Should REALLY be doing? sleeping or making sweet sweet love
SECTION 4 DO YOU...
+ Brush your teeth? nope never
+ Like anybody? i like many people
+ Have any piercings? nope
+ Drive? drink. dont think. drive. kill.
+ Drink? (see above)
+ Smoke? yes
+ Got a pager? pagers are for african american drug peddlers
+ Cell phone? my cell phone owns you.
SECTION 5 Friends...
+ Who is your best? i really cant answer that
+ Who is the funniest? mack
+ Who is the shyest? i dont really have any, probably megan
+ Who is the most talkative? tim the shitmouth
+ Who laughs the most? my friends are all laughs and smiles and joy
+ Who have you known the longest? paul-pot
+ Who have you known the shortest? apocolypse crew
+ Who do you miss the most? my mom and the johnson bros.
+ Do you hang out with the opposite sex? not really, my roomates mostly
+ Do you trust your friends? yes
+ Are you a good friend? only thing im good at
+ Can you keep a secret? yep
SECTION 6 PERSONAL...
+ What do you want to be when you grow up? i want to own a bar and tell stories
+ What has been the best day of your life? today. tomorrow will be better.
+ What comes first in your life? family
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? im always in love
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed? i read, so that
+ Did you lose someone you really loved? question can officially eat a dick.
+ How many times have you fallen truly in love? none
+ Love your family? this is getting old
+ Love your friends? dsgfksdjgfiksadgf
SECTION 8 FAVORITE...
+ Movie: goodfellas
+ Song: at the moment its walking is still honest
+ Group: misfits and wilco
+ Store: bevmo is amazing
+ Relative: rondog
+ Sport: football
+ Ice Cream Flavor: marsha marsha marshmallow
+ Fruit: orange
+ Candy: gummy " "'s
+ Holiday: halloween and st. pattys day
+ Day of the Week: sunday
+ Time: 1:38
+ Color: brown
+ Name for a Girl/boy: ...
+ Quote: "margarette thatcher has eaten my cum....five times"
SECTION 9 DO YOU...
+ Like to give hugs? yes
+ Like to give kisses? yeah
+ Like to walk in the rain? yea
+ Prefer black or blue pens? whatev
+ Like to travel? i do
+ Sleep on your side, tummy or back? i dont even know what the fuck is this
+ Think you're attractive? im awesome
+ Have a goldfish? fuckity fuck fuck fuck
+ Ever have the falling dream? this is bullshit
+ Have stuffed animals? yes
SECTION 10 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
+ Abortion: im starting to think ive already done this shit. dammit. im for killing babies.
+ Smoking: i have no opinion
+ Eating Disorders: foods good, societies image of perfection is bad
+ Suicide: cowardly, selfish, and shameful
+ Tattoos: only shitty black stuff and cool ones that never get finished, thats it.
+ Piercings: piercings are for cowards. commit to your self destruction you goddamn pussies.
SECTION 11 THIS OR THAT...
+ Pierced nose or tongue? kjfgsdjk
+ Single or taken? eh?
+ MTV or BET? difference?
+ 7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek? i have no idea what these even are
+ Sugar or salt? i dont use either
+ Silver or gold? silver
+ Chocolate or flowers? godammit i did do this already this is stupid. flowers.
+ Color or Black-and-white photos? black and white cuz its so artistic and indy-rock
+ M&M's or Skittles? skittles
+ Stay up late or sleep in? shit
+ Hot or cold? cold
+ Sun or moon? i dont know
+ Left or Right? ikjdfb
+ 10 Acquaintances or one best friend? bdbhdhdjhcbms
+ Mustard or ketchup? ketchup is form the same place as archituthis, wild boars, and dog-sized spiders
+ Happy or sad? jesus christ grow up you fucking writer of this shit
+ Wonder or amazement? im so over this whats the matter with me
+ McDonald's or Burger King? im done i just cant give up
+ Mexican or Italian food? mex
+ Lights on or off? my patience has worn thin
+ Candy or soda? soda
+ Pepsi or Coke? coke
SECTION 1 ABOUT YOURSELF
+ Known as: william, shane, mr. howell, wilhelm, your density...i mean...your destiny.
+ Lives in: san francisco
+ Birthday: 19810901
+ School: prhs
+ Religion: god is my monkey
+ Shoe size: 9.5
+ Hair color: black
+ Eye color: greenish
+ Style: professional wrestler
+ Fears: archituthis, giant man-eating eagles
SECTION 2 HAVE YOU EVER...
+ Been Cheated on? not really, im over it, i always win
+ Fallen off the bed? sure
+ Broken someone’s heart? i hope not, im not worth that
+ Had your heart broken? yes but not in that way that everyone assumes
+ Had a dream come true? yes
+ Done something you regret? regrets are an illogical waste of brainpower
+ Cheated on a test? yes i used to write answers on my jeans
SECTION 3 CURRENTLY...
+ Wearing? pj bdu shorts and my glasses
+ Listening to? yo la tengo
+ Located? under my bed
+ Chatting with? megan and yanni
+ Watching? das komputor
+ Should REALLY be doing? sleeping or making sweet sweet love
SECTION 4 DO YOU...
+ Brush your teeth? nope never
+ Like anybody? i like many people
+ Have any piercings? nope
+ Drive? drink. dont think. drive. kill.
+ Drink? (see above)
+ Smoke? yes
+ Got a pager? pagers are for african american drug peddlers
+ Cell phone? my cell phone owns you.
SECTION 5 Friends...
+ Who is your best? i really cant answer that
+ Who is the funniest? mack
+ Who is the shyest? i dont really have any, probably megan
+ Who is the most talkative? tim the shitmouth
+ Who laughs the most? my friends are all laughs and smiles and joy
+ Who have you known the longest? paul-pot
+ Who have you known the shortest? apocolypse crew
+ Who do you miss the most? my mom and the johnson bros.
+ Do you hang out with the opposite sex? not really, my roomates mostly
+ Do you trust your friends? yes
+ Are you a good friend? only thing im good at
+ Can you keep a secret? yep
SECTION 6 PERSONAL...
+ What do you want to be when you grow up? i want to own a bar and tell stories
+ What has been the best day of your life? today. tomorrow will be better.
+ What comes first in your life? family
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? im always in love
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed? i read, so that
+ Did you lose someone you really loved? question can officially eat a dick.
+ How many times have you fallen truly in love? none
+ Love your family? this is getting old
+ Love your friends? dsgfksdjgfiksadgf
SECTION 8 FAVORITE...
+ Movie: goodfellas
+ Song: at the moment its walking is still honest
+ Group: misfits and wilco
+ Store: bevmo is amazing
+ Relative: rondog
+ Sport: football
+ Ice Cream Flavor: marsha marsha marshmallow
+ Fruit: orange
+ Candy: gummy " "'s
+ Holiday: halloween and st. pattys day
+ Day of the Week: sunday
+ Time: 1:38
+ Color: brown
+ Name for a Girl/boy: ...
+ Quote: "margarette thatcher has eaten my cum....five times"
SECTION 9 DO YOU...
+ Like to give hugs? yes
+ Like to give kisses? yeah
+ Like to walk in the rain? yea
+ Prefer black or blue pens? whatev
+ Like to travel? i do
+ Sleep on your side, tummy or back? i dont even know what the fuck is this
+ Think you're attractive? im awesome
+ Have a goldfish? fuckity fuck fuck fuck
+ Ever have the falling dream? this is bullshit
+ Have stuffed animals? yes
SECTION 10 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT...
+ Abortion: im starting to think ive already done this shit. dammit. im for killing babies.
+ Smoking: i have no opinion
+ Eating Disorders: foods good, societies image of perfection is bad
+ Suicide: cowardly, selfish, and shameful
+ Tattoos: only shitty black stuff and cool ones that never get finished, thats it.
+ Piercings: piercings are for cowards. commit to your self destruction you goddamn pussies.
SECTION 11 THIS OR THAT...
+ Pierced nose or tongue? kjfgsdjk
+ Single or taken? eh?
+ MTV or BET? difference?
+ 7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek? i have no idea what these even are
+ Sugar or salt? i dont use either
+ Silver or gold? silver
+ Chocolate or flowers? godammit i did do this already this is stupid. flowers.
+ Color or Black-and-white photos? black and white cuz its so artistic and indy-rock
+ M&M's or Skittles? skittles
+ Stay up late or sleep in? shit
+ Hot or cold? cold
+ Sun or moon? i dont know
+ Left or Right? ikjdfb
+ 10 Acquaintances or one best friend? bdbhdhdjhcbms
+ Mustard or ketchup? ketchup is form the same place as archituthis, wild boars, and dog-sized spiders
+ Happy or sad? jesus christ grow up you fucking writer of this shit
+ Wonder or amazement? im so over this whats the matter with me
+ McDonald's or Burger King? im done i just cant give up
+ Mexican or Italian food? mex
+ Lights on or off? my patience has worn thin
+ Candy or soda? soda
+ Pepsi or Coke? coke