i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
a p p e a r a n c e
height: 5'10"
hair color: black/brown
eye color: greenish
piercings: nil
tattoos: some little shits here and there
r i g h t n o w
what color pants are you wearing: blue jeans
what song are you listening to: illegal smile, john prine (courtesy of maxor the unconquerable)
what taste is in your mouth: fish and coke
how do you feel: fishy
f a v o r i t e s
book: johnny got his gun
drink: guiness
band or artist: wilco
show: lost
color: brown
shoe brand: chuck t's
sport: poker
animal: wolves
holiday: all hallows eve
movie: goodfellas
h a v e y o u
broken the law: yes
snuck out of the house: never needed to
made a prank phone call: shit yeah, strawberry douchface
skipped school before: yes.
been in a school concert: yes
w h e n o r w h a t w a s t h e l a s t
time you cried: dont know
you got e-mail: never
thing you purchased: ben and jerrys half-baked
movie you watched: vertigo
y o u r t h o u g h t s o n
abortion: pro-choice
teenage smoking: against teenagers doing pretty much anything
dreams: couldnt tell ya
d o y o u
save aol/aim conversations: nope
smoke cigarettes: yes
drink alcohol: yes
like watching sunrises or sunsets: the actual light from sunrises is nicer, but the view of the sunset on the pacific cant be beat
trust others way too easily: nope
get motion sickness: just when trying to read in cars, bus is ok
how about a nervous habit: where should we start
get along with your parents: absolutely
n u m b e r
of times I have had my heart broken: none
of hearts u have broken: none
of drugs taken illegally: im not too into the narcotics
of cd's that I own: quite a few, im a mp3 whore though
of scars on my body: little ones here and there, big one on my right cheek
p i c k o n e
cats or dogs: dags
1 or 2 pillows: 2
with or without ice cubes: i do love ice
winter/spring/summer/fall: they all have their perks under different circumstances
night or day: nights
gloves or mittens: gloves
bunk or waterbed: not too into either
mtv or vh1: VH1
ocean or pool: ocean
showers or baths: showers
love or lust: love
diamonds or pearls: pearls
i f y o u c o u l d
move anywhere: new zealand
meet one famous person: glen freidman
name one thing you love: the sound of a dogs nails on a hardwood floor
name one thing that embarasses you: im not saying
do you like to talk on the telephone: sometimes, generally no
TEN random things about me:
1. i have hairy hobbit-toes
2. nomatter how hard i try i cant grow a real beard
3. i wish men still wore suits on a daily basis the way they did in old 50's movies
4. i havent cried over my moms death
5. i want to do sit-ups and get a six pack
6. my grandfather is a 45th degree masonic judge and it scares the hell out of me
7. i want a gun
8. im going to be going to school til im 30
9. i might get a shitzu
10.i hate disneyland
NINE ways to win my heart:
1. nine beers
EIGHT things I want to do before I die:
1. be published
2. have a show
3. finish school
4. cover the majority of my body with tattoos
5. raise a child
6. live abroad
7. own a bar
8. see the 49ers win the superbowl again
SEVEN ways to annoy me:
1. pester me about something that i dont want to do
2. make me explain myself
3. be selfish
4. be stingy
5. kick my dog around
6. tell me that smoking is unhealthy
7. be british
SIX things I believe in:
1. dog
2. the ability to control your life
3. i have cancer
4. archituthis
5. friends and family
6. demons
FIVE things I'm afraid of:
1. archituthis
2. dissapointing everyone
3. living a life of failed dreams
4. not acheiving something of consequence
5. a long slow death
FOUR favorite items in my room:
1. my cameras
2. photos
3. books
4. brass kuckles
THREE things I do every day:
1. smoke
2. ride the bus
3. think
TWO things I want to do right now:
1. acheive enlightenment
2. have a ciggarette
ONE person I want to see right now:
1. jeff tweedy