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Morning Turds,
An anonymous stranger (hint: his name is Ted Lazenby from Minnesota) decided to design the t-shirt I'll be giving away. I must've been shitfaced and a bit full of myself to think someone would want something so ridiculous, or to even offer something that doesn't exist yet, but he assured me that he'll get one made and delivered to the winner.
Here it is:
I've gotten some interesting entries so far. Keep 'em coming, you sick fucks. The contest (how stupid) will end on my birthday: goddamn Valentine's Day.
I should have my head examined,
Bill Tabernacle
P.S. What's with the quote on my shirt? Do I say that a lot or something? That cock...
An anonymous stranger (hint: his name is Ted Lazenby from Minnesota) decided to design the t-shirt I'll be giving away. I must've been shitfaced and a bit full of myself to think someone would want something so ridiculous, or to even offer something that doesn't exist yet, but he assured me that he'll get one made and delivered to the winner.
Here it is:
I've gotten some interesting entries so far. Keep 'em coming, you sick fucks. The contest (how stupid) will end on my birthday: goddamn Valentine's Day.
I should have my head examined,
Bill Tabernacle
P.S. What's with the quote on my shirt? Do I say that a lot or something? That cock...