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Ah, dude...the last 4 days have been most non-triumphant! Ted's dad totally went crazy and put me and my most distinguished colleague Ted in his own backyard bootcamp thing for eating his economy sized bag of Funyuns on thursday night. But, like, it was insane like whoaaaaaa cuz he made us like fill our shoes with dog shit he collected from his police dogs (who were totally sniffing Ted's butt cuz he doesn't wipe well).So, anyway THE BOOTCAMP WAS NON NON NON NON HEINOUS. He set up like 20 tires for us to jump and wouldn't even let us do the push-ups girly-style. Then, for some unknown reason, he made me and Ted fight in mud. I TOTALLY don't know what that was about. Fag. Anyway, I'm heinously tired from the medieval whippings he gave us so I'll go into more grotesque details later, dudes.