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Whoa, I should update more. Me and my most distinguished colleague Ted have been in a funk lately. I caught Malaria last month from a rat who I thought was a dog and took home. He looked like one of those bogus froo-froo dogs but whatever. So, I guess that little dick had it and passed it onto me because when I woke up the next morning after being a fag and snuggling with it, it heinously tried ripping my nipples off.
Ted doesn't want to do anything more. He got dumped by this bodaciously curvaceous babe that works at K-Mart. When I say curvaceous, I mean obese. He started crying when she totally dumped him at the snack aisle. Fag. Every time I go over to his house now, he's sittin' in a corner reading Kafka, wearing tight clothes, and wearing black-rimmed glasses with no lenses. I called him a fag and he didn't care. All he told me was to pass him some more tofu. HEINOUS.
Oh, yeah...I have one of those non heinous friendster mabobs... bill_has_a_chubby@yourmom.com
Ted doesn't want to do anything more. He got dumped by this bodaciously curvaceous babe that works at K-Mart. When I say curvaceous, I mean obese. He started crying when she totally dumped him at the snack aisle. Fag. Every time I go over to his house now, he's sittin' in a corner reading Kafka, wearing tight clothes, and wearing black-rimmed glasses with no lenses. I called him a fag and he didn't care. All he told me was to pass him some more tofu. HEINOUS.
Oh, yeah...I have one of those non heinous friendster mabobs... bill_has_a_chubby@yourmom.com