I' m Shaking My Bowie Knife Your Way...
I bet everyone at 'Good Morning America' got the biggest hard-on when they found out that a super-model was caught in the Tsunami and survived. Unfortunately, her poor boyfriend died. Awww.
It's like I could just hear the guys in the newsroom saying, "This'll pull at people's heartstrings... a sad supermodel... people will really care about this.
Sigh.
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It's about goddamned time they rereleased the Passion of the Christ to the theaters. What's it been, ten, eleven months?
It even comes replete with the uncut footage, I've been so desiring. Hopefully they'll include the alternate ending where Jesus escapes the cross, only to find out that Pilate is actually the Face From Tron. Then Jesus uses that sweet disc thing to break him down.
Afterwards he goes to Golden Corral, because they have good mashed potatoes. I love mashed potatoes.
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Yesterday, I heard this guy on the radio talking about his life as a swinger. His problem, is that apparently his wife divorced him (go-fucking-figure) and now, he needs to find a new girl. What aggravates that, is the fact that he still has a swinger girlfriend and doesn't want to change this part of his life. He kept asking the guys on the radio, where he should go to find a girlfriend, who'd be alright with the fact that he still has a girlfriend.
What a fucking dildo. Is this motherfucker serious? Unfortunately, I think he was, so I'll answer him. You're a dildo. Swinging is fucking stupid, because shit like this will happen. You may as well just piss in a future wife's face, because you'll probably get the same effect, albeit the piss may shorten the time span on that.
Bottom line, is that if you're going to swing, I'd just expect some horseshit to come of it, because it fucking will.
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I'm waving my bowie knife in all of these people directions. I'll cut them... that's just what I do.
It's like I could just hear the guys in the newsroom saying, "This'll pull at people's heartstrings... a sad supermodel... people will really care about this.
Sigh.
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It's about goddamned time they rereleased the Passion of the Christ to the theaters. What's it been, ten, eleven months?
It even comes replete with the uncut footage, I've been so desiring. Hopefully they'll include the alternate ending where Jesus escapes the cross, only to find out that Pilate is actually the Face From Tron. Then Jesus uses that sweet disc thing to break him down.
Afterwards he goes to Golden Corral, because they have good mashed potatoes. I love mashed potatoes.
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Yesterday, I heard this guy on the radio talking about his life as a swinger. His problem, is that apparently his wife divorced him (go-fucking-figure) and now, he needs to find a new girl. What aggravates that, is the fact that he still has a swinger girlfriend and doesn't want to change this part of his life. He kept asking the guys on the radio, where he should go to find a girlfriend, who'd be alright with the fact that he still has a girlfriend.
What a fucking dildo. Is this motherfucker serious? Unfortunately, I think he was, so I'll answer him. You're a dildo. Swinging is fucking stupid, because shit like this will happen. You may as well just piss in a future wife's face, because you'll probably get the same effect, albeit the piss may shorten the time span on that.
Bottom line, is that if you're going to swing, I'd just expect some horseshit to come of it, because it fucking will.
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I'm waving my bowie knife in all of these people directions. I'll cut them... that's just what I do.