I win
I've made a lot of enemies in my day. That's easy to do when you bad ass for a living (and I certainly do, dammit). Anyways, I'm only scared of one thing, and that's that someone may put a bomb in my toilet, ala Lethal Weapon 2 (or 3 or whatever). I won't be Riggs'd.
In response to that, I always shit standing up. I figure this would protect me in case any snakes come out of the toilet either. Sweet.
In response to that, I always shit standing up. I figure this would protect me in case any snakes come out of the toilet either. Sweet.