The reason I am smiling and not murdering Drew right now

[bilkers]

DSweetieBear: wanna tell me a good story?
abes0509: what about?
DSweetieBear: i don't know
DSweetieBear: something happy
abes0509: hmmmm
abes0509: ok
abes0509: well once upon a time
abes0509: a long time ago
abes0509: there was a boy named matt
abes0509: now matt was just around 13 years old
abes0509: and he just started middle school
abes0509: well in middle school he met a cute little girl who he thought he might like
abes0509: and her name was
abes0509: candy
abes0509: lol
DSweetieBear: LOL
DSweetieBear: sweet
abes0509: well candy and matt were friends all the way through middle school and into high school
DSweetieBear: keep telling the story but i wanna say something funny - the other kid whose party i went to - his name was matt, and he liked my roommate kandy
DSweetieBear:
abes0509: and around sophmore year matt REALLY started liking mandy
DSweetieBear: *candy
abes0509: ahhhhh
abes0509: shit
abes0509: candy
abes0509: anyways....
abes0509: candy and matt kinda fell off and went there seperate ways
abes0509: then about 4 years later
abes0509: candy called matt and they started hanging out a lot
abes0509: and matt REALLY REALLY started liking candy
abes0509: so much that he asked her out
abes0509: and she said yes
abes0509: and made him very very happy
abes0509: and still does to this day
abes0509: THE END