Fic: Rorschach's Ice Cream Adventure

[biliousneko]

Title: Rorschach's Ice Cream Adventure
Characters/Pairings: Rorschach/ a Pedophile
Summary: Rorschach buys ice cream for children and goes skipping in the park.
Rating/Warnings: R for general graphicness of Rorschach's ramblings.
Disclaimer: Watchmen belongs to Alan Moore. I'm so sorry, man.
Notes: After my last fic, was challenged by a friend with this

Comments

[findmyantidrug]

Okay, not gonna lie, I'm a sucker for Rorschach being a sucker for kids. I've got this image in my head of Rorschach whistling some merry tune as he brings the corpse of the pedophile to the station. It's highly unlikely that I'm ever going to stop giggling like a maniac. I dare say you fight the good fight, sir/madame.

[biliousneko]

RORSCHACH ON DRUGS. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. OR DID IT. In either case the result would totally involve skipping.

[findmyantidrug]

And terrible skipping to boot, I'm sure.

[gothic_tampons]

Rorschach soo likes kids. I fina the image of him with the corpse hilarious for some reason. xD

[gothic_tampons]

Also the pwnage with the icecream cone is WIN! :D

[biliousneko]

Technically I think it was a water ice. >:3

But thanks. XD

[savagelucy42]

Rorschach he loves children!

If anything needs an illustration it's him skipping with a smile on his face and a tune in his heart.

[biliousneko]

I can only imagine what the heat of summer does to the thermowossnameshit in his mask. Somehow he'd manage that stupid :3 expression regardless.

[malevolent_poke]

I'm still trying to comprehend how you managed to make Rorschach killing a pedophile so adorable. HOW DO YOU DO THESE THINGS.

Aaand I think my heart kind of melted at the "leading the children like ducklings" line.

[biliousneko]

I'm not sure "Adorable" is the word I'd use for it. But I'm glad you enjoyed.

[stickle_bricks]

Well, dammit, now I want a Lil' Walter...

Am I the only one who thinks he'd be a great, if somewhat gruff, daddy?

I was picturing JEH-Rorschach the whole time and I am going to die squeeing now.

[biliousneko]

I just keep picturing this horrible smelly hobo in a sweat-soaked shirt being yelled at by the cops for bothering a gaggle of children.

I think he'd be the sort of dad that doesn't have any guilt about taking his belt to you if you've broken a rule. And there would be a lot of rules.

[stickle_bricks]

Oh...my...GOD! Thank you for the incredibly sexy mental image...

Wow...*loosens shirt collar*

[biliousneko]

:C