I love doing these at work...
Stolen from kathrynthefair:
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Cos it's warm (and it's actually a sweater)
What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Well, even if I could afford a car here, I couldn't afford the gas.
Who is the Most Famous person in your Cellphone?
Preston I suppose. Or random band members of bands we've played with.
Last thing (non-food) you bought?
Awesome new gloves with a "glove hoodie" like this:
Space or Deep Sea Exploration?
Space
What Chess Piece are you and why?
The knight. Just cos I like horsies.
Do you like writing with pens or pencils better?
Pens
What color do you hate?
Anything neon
What's under your bed?
My sheets
Do you believe in fairy tales?
Only the ones that don't have a happy ending - more realistic that way
What would be the consequences of taking your shoes off at work?
My feet would freeze
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Um, no. That actually works?
If you had to pick one person (not an ex) on earth to die, who?
The next Hitler-like person, whoever that happens to be now
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
No thanks
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Salted + butter, and lots of it
Dr.Zaius? (The only right answer is FUCK YEAH)
FUCK YEAH
Is the Internet really only for Porn?
Nah, it's for sending n00dz as well
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Lest
Favorite planet?
Earth
Last furry thing (aside from your crotch) you touched?
Scamp
The last song you (actively) listened to?
Unwed Sailor - The Floating Waltz
Where is your nearest 7-11?
Sweden
Worst question to ask?
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
How do you flush the toilet in public?
with my hands. Then I wash them.
What song do you hate the most?
Anything by the latest teeny bopper pop queen, I don't keep track of them luckily
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Cheese, cream for coffee, tomatoes
What CD is in your stereo?
CD? Stereo? You mean which mp3s are in my iTunes?
Write a sentence that makes sense, but all the words have to start with "H".
Harry heard his heart healing.
What is your usual daily calorie intake?
Like I keep track of that...
Ever stolen a street sign? What Street?
Nope
Name everything you can think of to do with a paperclip:
Hold papers together with it, pick a lock, use it as a makeshift screwdriver, throw it at someone, make a cat toy...
Should we end women's suffrage?
Um, no. Wtf?
Your third thought after waking up?
For the third time, where's the snooze button?
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Latest episode of House
Post a Picture that doesn't suck:
(I googled "Picture that doesn't suck," though I do see some sucking there...)
Why the hell do you lie about not watching TV when you know what happened on Family Guy last week?
Cos I watch it online, there's a difference ;) Plus, my TV has been broken for months
Last thing you looked up on Wikipedia?
Highbush blueberry (for a paper I'm editing)
What was the last thing you wrote? As in, a story?
A bunch of odd dreams I've had lately that could be short stories
If you were given the chance to be immortal, would you take it?
Fuck yeah
If you believe in reincarnation, what animal would you want to become?
A house cat, they have it so good
If you saw a herd of sheep walking down your street, what would you do?
Take a picture
Have you ever danced in the rain?
Not so much danced as skipped...
Do you think the next 4 years of your life are pointless because Queztacoatl's just going to kill us all in 2012 anyways?
Nah, I can get a few more drinks in before that happens...
How many Cheeseburgers can you afford right now?
One
Oh really? Bring me one.
Will that be FedEx or International Priority shipping?
If you could make one body part detachable, which one would it be?
my left arm, it gets in the way when I'm sleeping on somebody
What's the funniest prank you've ever played on someone?
April fools jokes at Kinko's: priceless (well, except for the cost of all of those photocopies)
What would you do if you saw a fairy?
Tell it to hook me up with some fairy dust
What are 4 things that are on your computer desk?
Macbook, camera, ramen noodles, cell phone
Do you fear spontaneous human combustion?
Not really. It's more frightening when it's not spontaneous.
Do you sometimes find yourself watching really bad TV shows?
Nope, my TV's broken
What did you learn today?
That there is a tiny island nation called Sark south of England that doesn't allow cars on the island
Why did you choose the shirt that you have on right now?
Cos it's warm (and it's actually a sweater)
What are your thoughts on gas prices?
Well, even if I could afford a car here, I couldn't afford the gas.
Who is the Most Famous person in your Cellphone?
Preston I suppose. Or random band members of bands we've played with.
Last thing (non-food) you bought?
Awesome new gloves with a "glove hoodie" like this:
Space or Deep Sea Exploration?
Space
What Chess Piece are you and why?
The knight. Just cos I like horsies.
Do you like writing with pens or pencils better?
Pens
What color do you hate?
Anything neon
What's under your bed?
My sheets
Do you believe in fairy tales?
Only the ones that don't have a happy ending - more realistic that way
What would be the consequences of taking your shoes off at work?
My feet would freeze
Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
Um, no. That actually works?
If you had to pick one person (not an ex) on earth to die, who?
The next Hitler-like person, whoever that happens to be now
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
No thanks
Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Salted + butter, and lots of it
Dr.Zaius? (The only right answer is FUCK YEAH)
FUCK YEAH
Is the Internet really only for Porn?
Nah, it's for sending n00dz as well
How many pillows do you sleep with?
2
What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
Lest
Favorite planet?
Earth
Last furry thing (aside from your crotch) you touched?
Scamp
The last song you (actively) listened to?
Unwed Sailor - The Floating Waltz
Where is your nearest 7-11?
Sweden
Worst question to ask?
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
How do you flush the toilet in public?
with my hands. Then I wash them.
What song do you hate the most?
Anything by the latest teeny bopper pop queen, I don't keep track of them luckily
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Cheese, cream for coffee, tomatoes
What CD is in your stereo?
CD? Stereo? You mean which mp3s are in my iTunes?
Write a sentence that makes sense, but all the words have to start with "H".
Harry heard his heart healing.
What is your usual daily calorie intake?
Like I keep track of that...
Ever stolen a street sign? What Street?
Nope
Name everything you can think of to do with a paperclip:
Hold papers together with it, pick a lock, use it as a makeshift screwdriver, throw it at someone, make a cat toy...
Should we end women's suffrage?
Um, no. Wtf?
Your third thought after waking up?
For the third time, where's the snooze button?
The last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Latest episode of House
Post a Picture that doesn't suck:
(I googled "Picture that doesn't suck," though I do see some sucking there...)
Why the hell do you lie about not watching TV when you know what happened on Family Guy last week?
Cos I watch it online, there's a difference ;) Plus, my TV has been broken for months
Last thing you looked up on Wikipedia?
Highbush blueberry (for a paper I'm editing)
What was the last thing you wrote? As in, a story?
A bunch of odd dreams I've had lately that could be short stories
If you were given the chance to be immortal, would you take it?
Fuck yeah
If you believe in reincarnation, what animal would you want to become?
A house cat, they have it so good
If you saw a herd of sheep walking down your street, what would you do?
Take a picture
Have you ever danced in the rain?
Not so much danced as skipped...
Do you think the next 4 years of your life are pointless because Queztacoatl's just going to kill us all in 2012 anyways?
Nah, I can get a few more drinks in before that happens...
How many Cheeseburgers can you afford right now?
One
Oh really? Bring me one.
Will that be FedEx or International Priority shipping?
If you could make one body part detachable, which one would it be?
my left arm, it gets in the way when I'm sleeping on somebody
What's the funniest prank you've ever played on someone?
April fools jokes at Kinko's: priceless (well, except for the cost of all of those photocopies)
What would you do if you saw a fairy?
Tell it to hook me up with some fairy dust
What are 4 things that are on your computer desk?
Macbook, camera, ramen noodles, cell phone
Do you fear spontaneous human combustion?
Not really. It's more frightening when it's not spontaneous.
Do you sometimes find yourself watching really bad TV shows?
Nope, my TV's broken
What did you learn today?
That there is a tiny island nation called Sark south of England that doesn't allow cars on the island