Hmph
There was a bus, but they wouldn't let Alle or me on 'cause we didn't have 'zact change. But there was a Mordor Pizza Express nearby and we went in there. We asked for some pizza but they wanted money, and we didn't have that. But they gave us pizza if we washed dishes, so we washed about a throusand dishes. We would have washed more than that, but wet dishes are a little slippery. Then the man came back and said, "Hey you, stop breaking our plates or I'll turn you into a balrog's butt plug." Alle bit him.
The sign outside says: Welcome to Mordor.
Is that near Undertowers?