TMI Meme
midsummersdemon told me about the meme at Amat. And then I got bored and wanted to fill it out for Egypt too. 8(
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Gupta Muhammad Hassan (not his original "human" name) / The Arab Republic of Egypt
Age: Very, very old, but looks to be in his... late 20s? 27? But fanart of him makes him look young asdlkhja
Birthdate: February 28, 1922 (independence from the UK)
Sign: Ehh, Pisces?
Height: 5'8"
Weight: Uh, average.
Scars: Considerable amount for any nation? A faded one from the Ottoman Empire when Egypt Fucking Flipped his Shit and rebelled, earning him a sword through the shoulder. Something from Israel in '67. Can't think of anything else right now.
Piercings: Both ears, though idk if he wears earrings in both these days. Used to when he was younger.
Tattoos: None.
Other bodily markings: None.
Build: Somewhere between lean and athletic.
Residence: NOWHERE ON ATIA ANYMORE. A small but comfy lower-middle class apartment in Cairo? He used to have a ballin' apartment, but gave it up.
Occupation: Sells pots at a stall in a crowded marketplace. Usually targets tourists.
Drinking? He shouldn't be having alcohol. Spares a drink or two around other nations if they nudge him enough.
Smoking? Hookah on occasion, always in a social setting with other Egyptians, like in a cafe. Smokes more often (sometimes cigarettes) when he's stressed out or overseas for long periods of time.
Other daily habits: Prayer five times a day, every day. Hot tea (at least) three times a day, every day. Sometimes just likes to chill by the Nile.
Hair: Black, kept very short and clean under that headscarf of his. He also has amazing sideburns.
Clothes: Canon wardrobe is the comfiest! For special occasions he wears suits because Egyptians are classy motherfuckers. Always conservative, rarely shows skin when he can help it regardleess of the heat.
Scent: Wears too much cologne?
Other notable physical details: Idk man.
Canon powers: Typical nation things? Maybe he knows ancient magic still, but you won't find him practicing it these days.
Spoken language(s): Fluent in Egyptian Arabic and English (with a heavy accent). Knows a few very basic phrases in an assortment of languages from his other foreign rulers and neighbors, but let's not try to carry conversation in those. Has forgotten Ottoman Turkish and Coptic/Old Egyptian.
Voice: I don't know. ):
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: The higher end of average? 6ish? Last stats I checked had him definitely bigger than Greece and Turkey. SUCK IT.
Size preference: Average for either sex is fine by him.
Orientation: He will say he's straight, but you shouldn't be asking him about this anyway. Only does the gay with nation-types he's close to and know will keep their mouth shut, and Egypt better be the one sticking it in. This gets difficult when dealing with Turkey.
Best sexual experience: Idk.
Worst sexual experience: Idk, one time when he was having a rough patch with Syria when they were married.
Collar partner(s): OH MORE EX-AMAT STUFF... Egypt never talked about who his partners were if he could help it. Havoc (Darker Than Black), Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4, during the marriage curse), and Turkey (this one was buried far in the closet, but bro understood :|)
How often do they loosen their collar? Latter half of the second week. Within a relatively short timespan from one another, it was always Havoc first, then Turkey.
Preferred method of loosening: Penetrative sex. :|b He was pretty comfy with his partners, so.
Top or bottom? Vastly prefers top if with a guy. Still prefers top with a girl.
Favorite position? He thinks it's pretty hot when a girl he likes wants to ride him. Awwright. No preference with guys as long as Egypt tops? Male partner on his knees while sucking Egypt off. adkjhgaf
Underwear: Solid black boxer-briefs.
Number one fantasy: Threesome, any combination of gendered partners. Still want my Mediterranean Sandwich.
Sensitive areas: BACK OF HIS NECK, GODDAMN
No-no places/triggers: Heavy bondage if Egypt's the one tied up, especially handcuffs. Super dark and confined spaces. Police roleplay. If you want to do that kind of stuff with Egypt he has to be the one in control, and you need to plan/talk everything out with him first.
Favorite place to have sex: Greece's bed. One of Turkey's nicer bathouses. Mion's kitchen counter.
Something they want to try but haven't before: Idk. He's tried everything he likes.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: Fingers in mouth. A little biting. Enjoys a bit of voyeurism/exhibitionism when it's with specific partners.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? Naked, unless he's in someone else's house that he doesn't know well enough, or is with a partner that gets shy/uncomfortable around that.
Special talents: Meh, I don't think so.
Masturbation: Eh, sometimes. Mutual masturbation is better. Getting his partner off and listening to/watching them is best.
Toys y/n? Naw.
Turn-ons: High class clothing and gradual exposure of skin. Loud (but not fake) partners.
What was their first time like? Full of adorable and inappropriate fail. He and Greece caught their moms getting it on once and asked what they were doing. "Playing," they said, and so the two kiddy nations wanted to try playing like that one day, too... It involved a lot of naked hugging and rolling around asdflhjka
After-sex habits: Tends to mimic whatever his partner does/wants, be it lounging in bed or heading for the shower.
Anything else? He's always the first to wake up the morning after. /NOTHING EXCITING
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Gupta Muhammad Hassan (not his original "human" name) / The Arab Republic of Egypt
Age: Very, very old, but looks to be in his... late 20s? 27? But fanart of him makes him look young asdlkhja
Birthdate: February 28, 1922 (independence from the UK)
Sign: Ehh, Pisces?
Height: 5'8"
Weight: Uh, average.
Scars: Considerable amount for any nation? A faded one from the Ottoman Empire when Egypt Fucking Flipped his Shit and rebelled, earning him a sword through the shoulder. Something from Israel in '67. Can't think of anything else right now.
Piercings: Both ears, though idk if he wears earrings in both these days. Used to when he was younger.
Tattoos: None.
Other bodily markings: None.
Build: Somewhere between lean and athletic.
Residence: NOWHERE ON ATIA ANYMORE. A small but comfy lower-middle class apartment in Cairo? He used to have a ballin' apartment, but gave it up.
Occupation: Sells pots at a stall in a crowded marketplace. Usually targets tourists.
Drinking? He shouldn't be having alcohol. Spares a drink or two around other nations if they nudge him enough.
Smoking? Hookah on occasion, always in a social setting with other Egyptians, like in a cafe. Smokes more often (sometimes cigarettes) when he's stressed out or overseas for long periods of time.
Other daily habits: Prayer five times a day, every day. Hot tea (at least) three times a day, every day. Sometimes just likes to chill by the Nile.
Hair: Black, kept very short and clean under that headscarf of his. He also has amazing sideburns.
Clothes: Canon wardrobe is the comfiest! For special occasions he wears suits because Egyptians are classy motherfuckers. Always conservative, rarely shows skin when he can help it regardleess of the heat.
Scent: Wears too much cologne?
Other notable physical details: Idk man.
Canon powers: Typical nation things? Maybe he knows ancient magic still, but you won't find him practicing it these days.
Spoken language(s): Fluent in Egyptian Arabic and English (with a heavy accent). Knows a few very basic phrases in an assortment of languages from his other foreign rulers and neighbors, but let's not try to carry conversation in those. Has forgotten Ottoman Turkish and Coptic/Old Egyptian.
Voice: I don't know. ):
THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Cup size/Penis size: The higher end of average? 6ish? Last stats I checked had him definitely bigger than Greece and Turkey. SUCK IT.
Size preference: Average for either sex is fine by him.
Orientation: He will say he's straight, but you shouldn't be asking him about this anyway. Only does the gay with nation-types he's close to and know will keep their mouth shut, and Egypt better be the one sticking it in. This gets difficult when dealing with Turkey.
Best sexual experience: Idk.
Worst sexual experience: Idk, one time when he was having a rough patch with Syria when they were married.
Collar partner(s): OH MORE EX-AMAT STUFF... Egypt never talked about who his partners were if he could help it. Havoc (Darker Than Black), Yukiko Amagi (Persona 4, during the marriage curse), and Turkey (this one was buried far in the closet, but bro understood :|)
How often do they loosen their collar? Latter half of the second week. Within a relatively short timespan from one another, it was always Havoc first, then Turkey.
Preferred method of loosening: Penetrative sex. :|b He was pretty comfy with his partners, so.
Top or bottom? Vastly prefers top if with a guy. Still prefers top with a girl.
Favorite position? He thinks it's pretty hot when a girl he likes wants to ride him. Awwright. No preference with guys as long as Egypt tops? Male partner on his knees while sucking Egypt off. adkjhgaf
Underwear: Solid black boxer-briefs.
Number one fantasy: Threesome, any combination of gendered partners. Still want my Mediterranean Sandwich.
Sensitive areas: BACK OF HIS NECK, GODDAMN
No-no places/triggers: Heavy bondage if Egypt's the one tied up, especially handcuffs. Super dark and confined spaces. Police roleplay. If you want to do that kind of stuff with Egypt he has to be the one in control, and you need to plan/talk everything out with him first.
Favorite place to have sex: Greece's bed. One of Turkey's nicer bathouses. Mion's kitchen counter.
Something they want to try but haven't before: Idk. He's tried everything he likes.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: Fingers in mouth. A little biting. Enjoys a bit of voyeurism/exhibitionism when it's with specific partners.
Sleep naked or in pajamas? Naked, unless he's in someone else's house that he doesn't know well enough, or is with a partner that gets shy/uncomfortable around that.
Special talents: Meh, I don't think so.
Masturbation: Eh, sometimes. Mutual masturbation is better. Getting his partner off and listening to/watching them is best.
Toys y/n? Naw.
Turn-ons: High class clothing and gradual exposure of skin. Loud (but not fake) partners.
What was their first time like? Full of adorable and inappropriate fail. He and Greece caught their moms getting it on once and asked what they were doing. "Playing," they said, and so the two kiddy nations wanted to try playing like that one day, too... It involved a lot of naked hugging and rolling around asdflhjka
After-sex habits: Tends to mimic whatever his partner does/wants, be it lounging in bed or heading for the shower.
Anything else? He's always the first to wake up the morning after. /NOTHING EXCITING