Mad J

[bikz]

I talked to Mad James last night. He said, "being as it's coming soon, you are my valentine". Not "will you be", "you are". I have no choice otherwise. Ah well. When he phones me on V-day, I'll tell him about this fantastic bloke (or possibly girl) who is the most wonderful person in the world, oh and we're about to get married, would you be my

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[pookatimes]

That's far too cruel. Leave the poor bloke alone and if he calls you, just say you don't want to talk to him.

[bikz]

I always say stuff like this about him. It's not like it'll ever happen (I'm still waiting for that Geordie bloke I knew a few years back to beat James up). He does the same, it's no big deal.