tainted
i've probably said this before, but i don't get why men bring reading materials into the bathroom. i certainly don't. i don't know any other women who do, either. why do they do it, especially at work? every day, i see you walking toward the bathroom with a Red Eye, mister. why don't you just stand up in the middle of the room and announce to everyone, "i am going to go take a shit now." you might as well, because we all know what you are up to.
it baffles me.
especially when, unless you have problems, it really shouldn't take you much longer to squeeze one out than to pee. i mean, really, let's be honest about it. but a half hour plus? i mean, c'mon. totally unnecessary and a waste of your time.
is it a way to seek solace? because i'd rather take a quick stroll to the park than take a really long time taking a shit.
it baffles me.
especially when, unless you have problems, it really shouldn't take you much longer to squeeze one out than to pee. i mean, really, let's be honest about it. but a half hour plus? i mean, c'mon. totally unnecessary and a waste of your time.
is it a way to seek solace? because i'd rather take a quick stroll to the park than take a really long time taking a shit.