And it begins

Sep 20, 2005 12:15

Week one has started ladies and gentlemen. I had my one class for today and now all I have to get through are Wednesday and Friday. Hewbrew was weird. She spent the whole class kind of miming so we would understand what she was saying. I think I got some of it. Now I have to learn the alphabet. I wonder how long they give us for that? I had lunch with KP which will be weird cause I was supposed to have lunch with Christina. Hopefully she'll call me soon. Maybe dinner then.
Norris @ Nite was fun but also lame. I got a lot of free candy and some gift certificates. I think I might take a mini course with Christina so we can learn how to knit. Should be fun. I hope everyone else is having fun and stuff. Or just not dying.
Think about this for our lovely Tuesday which we never did name.
Would you rather:
be bludgeoned to death wit ha slab of beef
or
be trapped in a submarine until it slowly fills up with water? Vinegar? Elvis impersonaters?
May I say eww to the second one. It's a hard choise though. If I chose the second one I'd totally go for water.
But how long does it take to be bludgeoned to death with a slab of beef? Is it frozen? I think it would take less time if it was frozen. Extra points to the person who comes up with the worst thing the submarine can be filled with. And be creative no shit or vomit.
Mine is saganaki.
Love and creative thoughts to all,
Dorian aka the most awesomest person and English major ever
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