I want to be the girl with the most cake

[bikerides]

Food is all I think about: vegetarian potstickers, Nilla wafers, cherries, hot dogs from The Stand with yellow mustard, bbq sauce, sweet pickle relish & dill pickles, Sushi Mac almost every fucking day, mangoes, the sauce on burgers from Apple Pan, Fruit By The Foot, avocado, animal-style fries from In-N-Out, Cuban sandwiches, falafel, green beans & potatoes, lemony pasta salads. Somehow my weight has stayed the same even though the only working out I do happens while I'm drunk in a park at three in the morning with my friends. I laugh a lot, too. I feel like that should count.

Summer is (pretty much) here, by the way. So far so good.