fifty-two.
i don't know if it's because of the weather but for some reason, no matter what i do, i can't seem to quench my thirst. i'm constantly thirsty; it's getting to the point where i drink five cans of soda in one sitting
my brother called me the other night and asked, "hey, i'm headed to wendy's. is there anything you want me to pick up?" and i answered, "fries and the largest coke they have." a couple of minutes later he called back and said, "change of plans. what do you want from portillo's instead?" and i replied, "get me the largest coke they have. that's it."
my brother thought i was joking but i was serious.
dead serious.
or maybe i should say undead serious.
because now i'm beginning to wonder if maybe the spiders that bit me were vampire-spiders and my insatiable thirst stems from the fact that now i'm turning into a vampire.
my brother called me the other night and asked, "hey, i'm headed to wendy's. is there anything you want me to pick up?" and i answered, "fries and the largest coke they have." a couple of minutes later he called back and said, "change of plans. what do you want from portillo's instead?" and i replied, "get me the largest coke they have. that's it."
my brother thought i was joking but i was serious.
dead serious.
or maybe i should say undead serious.
because now i'm beginning to wonder if maybe the spiders that bit me were vampire-spiders and my insatiable thirst stems from the fact that now i'm turning into a vampire.