Gigantic
File under "Are you talking to ME?"
Last night I was at a party thrown by the movie I'm working on. Usually there is a wrap party at the end of a movie, where they rent out a bar or a club and everything is free. But this movie also threw a "Halfway Party" since the movie is halfway finished. They can call it whatever they want, it was free food and liquor.
Anyway, that's not what I came here to tell you. THIS is the actual story:
So I'm in the bar area, and there are waiters passing around trays of appetizers. Suddenly, there appears in front of me this large, bulbous man who is grinning broadly and holding a chicken satay stick in each of his meaty paws. He nudges me and says, "Boy, this is heaven for fat guys, isn't it?"
I honestly had no idea what to say. I mean, I know I'm fat. But it's an entirely different thing for another fat guy (who in the interest of nothing but vanity, I must say was clearly fatter than me) to nudge you and talk to you like you're an old fraternity brother in Alpha Blobba Kappa.
Of course, I could drop 70 pounds and fix all this :)
Last night I was at a party thrown by the movie I'm working on. Usually there is a wrap party at the end of a movie, where they rent out a bar or a club and everything is free. But this movie also threw a "Halfway Party" since the movie is halfway finished. They can call it whatever they want, it was free food and liquor.
Anyway, that's not what I came here to tell you. THIS is the actual story:
So I'm in the bar area, and there are waiters passing around trays of appetizers. Suddenly, there appears in front of me this large, bulbous man who is grinning broadly and holding a chicken satay stick in each of his meaty paws. He nudges me and says, "Boy, this is heaven for fat guys, isn't it?"
I honestly had no idea what to say. I mean, I know I'm fat. But it's an entirely different thing for another fat guy (who in the interest of nothing but vanity, I must say was clearly fatter than me) to nudge you and talk to you like you're an old fraternity brother in Alpha Blobba Kappa.
Of course, I could drop 70 pounds and fix all this :)