Holy Wowzers batman.

Dec 13, 2003 10:18

So I just recieved a phone call...

It starts off with the stereotypical delay, a telemarketers trademark. Then, once the guy finally gets on the line, he says "Is this Miss Hiller?"

Seeing as how I had already said hello in a distinctly male voice (I know, a rarity for me, but this time I did sound like a man, I promise =] ), I responded (also in my distinctly male voice) "No this is not," in a pleasant tone.

He then inquired if he was speaking to a "Mr. Hiller," to which I repeated, "No this is not," in the same tone as the previous response.

Then he said, "Well, FUCK you!" and promptly disconnected. I was so stunned I didn't have a chance to thank him for being the coolest telemarketer in the world and that I wanted to buy his product just because he was the one selling it. That totally made my day.

Oh yeah, it snowed this morning... a lot. More than we've seen in Lansing by fizzar! Kansas rocks! Too bad I was going to go running this morning... and was quickly discouraged by the numerous inches of fresh snow on all the sidewalks.

Aww snap, the cinnamon rolls my mama made for me are calling. Home rocks! (Prolly 'cause it's in Kansas).

P.S. I sewed my first button ever right before this. Now I'm a handyman... ladies like guys who can sew right?t
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