Yup
God I love pointless wastes of time. As usual... props to anybody who reads through it all.
I AM: big
I WANT: a burrito
I HAVE: gas
I WISH: I had my own forest
I HATE: disinterest
I MISS: casual sex... Oh wait.. never really had it. Mmmmm, fooling around? Yeah. Much better
I FEAR: STDs
I HEAR: Liiiitle voices
I SEARCH: for too much shit. If I only had a better memory...
I WONDER: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
I REGRET: missed opportunities
I LOVE: females *wink*
I ACHE: in my loins?
I ALWAYS: try to make myself and those around me happy
I AM NOT: a donkey, or a volcano, no matter what BJ says. He dumb anyway =]
I DANCE: real sexual-like
I SING: too often and too poorly
I CRY: for kitties
I AM NOT ALWAYS: a guy?
I WRITE: in LJ way to much
I WIN: that's right I do
I LOSE: my inhibitions (a couple of times this week already)
I CONFUSE: myself
I NEED: somebody
I SHOULD: write poetry, work out, learn random skills and perfect my mind and body
x. father thinks I am: a good kid
x. mother thinks I am: better than I really am
x. my boyfriend thinks I am: gay?
x. three things you are often complimented for: my eyes... my intelligence...and... being large I guess
x. you get embarrassed when: I don't know what the right thing to say is
x. makes you happy: bonding
x. upsets you: being ignored
yes or no...
x. you keep a diary: LJ?
x. you like to cook: Fuck yes. No way I couldn't.
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: There's probably stuff I haven't told people... not that I intentionally keep it a secret, but...
x. you're in love: with ideas, notions... fantasies most likely
x. you set your watch a few minutes ahead: My alarm clock... (much more important)
x. you bite your fingernails: Nopers
x. you believe in love: Of course. What else is there in the end?
Who is...?
the prettiest male you know: Georgie boy. That man is like butta on a steaming muffin.
The weirdest person you know: BJ. By far.
the Loudest Person you Know: Shawna. hahaha
the Sexiest Person you Know: hmmm. That changes all the time.
Your close friends: I'm pretty generous maybe in my giving of close friend status... this would be a long list.
the Person that Knows the Most about you: Kyle
your Crush?: hmmm...I know it.. but do you?
Most Boring Teacher: Last semester... Prof. Stockman. Wow. =]
What is...?
your most overused phrase on IM: 'Ghea'? Maybe 'Unnnnh' or the word 'thug'. Any of those would do.
the last image/thought you go to sleep with: naked woman... arms wrapped around me.. etc...
your best feature: dong piece. Yup. That's right ladies. You heard it here =]
Inside joke: Owl ho. =] hahaha
2. Do You...?
take a shower everyday: Fo sho!
have a(any) crush(es): Maybe. I don't like the word crush. It makes it kind of juvenile.
think you know you've been in love: Yeah
want to get married: At some point. Later. Much later.
have any tattoos/where?: Hell naw.
piercings/where?: WTF? I skewer my beef, not myself.
get motion sickness: nope
think you're a health freak: That's a dumbass question. =]
get along with your parents: Yeah. Pretty well.
thunderstorms: Do I thunderstorms? Course I do. I tornado and typhoon too.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK Of
Ryan: Ryan Tinsley. Funny ass dude. Much love to em.
Rob: Robbie from baseball back in the day. We used to kick it a bunch... haven't seen him in a grip. RIP Phillip. =\
Drew: Drew Simmons. Strange fellow. Why I was friends... not sure. Probably because of Stephen's Realm. That shit was funny.
Stephanie: Johns... is the only stephanie I can think of. Except that Stephen used to be called Stephanie by all the subs in middle and elementary schoool.
Heather: Heather Hathaway. She used to be real hot in middle school. Damn.. she went downhill early.
Aaron: Thompson. What up thug. =]
Amy: Aimee Smith. We used to kick it at Lowman Hill. WWWAAAAY back in the day.
Will: My cousin. Bout 17 now. He sweet, he sweet.
Paul: The guy from MRULE witht he big fro. Rock on dawg. =]
Eve: Adam and Eve.
John: Sebelius. Now his mom is the Governor... crazy ass shit right there.
Laura: First instinct, Laura Bixler. Pretty cute even in a lil nerdy. Goood ass body. Second instinct is for the lola. =]
Alex: Bleiberg. Damn that fool moved to houston already. Didn't even get to chill wif em.
Justin: Crawford. Wild dude.
Ricky: Martin. Is it hot hot hot tea? Or cold.
Jacob: something biblical.. for some reason.
Jack: You don't know Jack fool.
SIGN: gang sign? cross them fingaz and throw up the 6 dub. HOLLA!
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: Reddish brown rusty shit
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: same same
EYE COLOR: blue like sailing into the infinite beyond. or just blue, i guess.
BIRTHPLACE: Top city love!!! Unnnnh!
( FAMILY )
PARENTS: Karen A. Hiller, Glenn A. Briggs
SIBLINGS: Bryan(aka captain of the homobuttsex legion) and Neil (Squealy Nealie)
LIVE WITH: A majority of the time with my mom, but dad occasionally.
FAVORITE RELATIVE: Mamoo (Bryan's first attempt to say Grandma =])
( FAVORITES )
NUMBER: 6 (or 6, 4 & 8 in some combination)
COLOR: Blue... or dark green
DAY: the first day that it really feels like summer each year
MONTH: May
SONG: Gladys Knight & The Pips - Midnight Train To Georgia (with my mom in the Beemer
FOOD: Last night's lasagna was pretty damn tasty
SEASON: Spring
SPORT: Soccer
DRINK: agua. No doubt about it. the goods right there
VEGGIE: sweet corn... (kind of a grain... but whatever)
( PREFERENCES )
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT? cuddle
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE? hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? white, by far
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? vanilla
( IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU.... )
CRIED? you kidding?
HELPED SOMEONE? all last night helped do up by lil' bro's b-day
BOUGHT SOMETHING? I will in about 3-4 hours... blankitty blank cds
GOTTEN SICK? nopers
GONE TO THE MOVIES? maybe tonight... we'll see
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? will tonight. Cracker Barrel with the almost God-parents
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? To the momses
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? What the hell for?
TALKED TO AN EX? Left a message
MISSED AN EX? not in the last 24 hours
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? LJ thug!
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? More like a serious quarrel with my brother. Dumb shit that he is. =]
MISSED SOMEONE? Yep. Thinkin about her all day. =]
HUGGED SOMEONE? Mom. Ryan. Mamoo.
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? Just the bro.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? Just the bro.
name 10 bands you listen to
(These'll be the most recently heard... or close to that)
STP
CCR
Rolling Stones
Led Zepplin
Pink Floyd
Flogging Molly
Creed
Fuel
Do Or Die
Double Drive
name 9 things you hate:
(9 is gonna be real hard to think of...)
Ummm...
Not recognizing ones own faults and shortcomings.
Once they are recognized, not working to overcome them.
Guys that are mean to women.
Women that are mean to guys.
Disrespect
People that don't care about how their actions affect others
I think 6 is all we're going to get today... =]
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? 5 already today... j/k. but yes.
2. Bungee jump? Given the opportunity
3. Hang glide? Oh fo sho!
4. Kill someone? Only if I was in the military
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? It might happen once or twice
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? WHEW... That would take some SERIOUS persuasion. Not saying that it wouldn't ever happen, but... there had better be a damn good reason for it.
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? Oh hell no bitch, you must have a dick in yo' mouf.
8. Parachute from a plane? I might.
9. Walk on hot coals? Hmmm... I'm thinkin' no.
10. Go out with someone for their looks? Doesn't everyone?
11. For their reputation? Nope.
12. Be a vegetarian? I'd die. A horrible, unsatisfied death.
13. Wear plaid with stripes? Fuck yes. Every day if i could.
14. IM a stranger: All da time.
15. Sing karaoke? Done it before
16. Get drunk off your ass? Never. Not on my life! =]
17. Shoplift? Can't say that I haven't done it before... but I wouldn't do it again.
18. Run a red light? Not intentionally
19. Star in a porn video? That's up in the air.
20. Dye your hair blue? If others did it with me.. for a purpose
21. Be on Survivor? That'd be crazy tight
22. Wear makeup in public? Done it before.
23. NOT wear makeup in public? Once or twice.. only.
24. Cheat on a test? I've let other people copy (occasionally... not the other way.
25. Make someone cry? Only if it's an 'I'm gonna miss you' cry.
26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? In crafty ways.
27. Kick a baby? A dog the size of a baby.. yes. If it's annoying.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? If the opportunity presents itself.
29. Cuss out a priest? Hahahahaha!
30. Take a job as a janitor? If the money's good.
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? I'd need a GREAT reason.
Not to. =]
32. Stay up all through the night? Fuck.. do that about once a week.
33. Drink straight espresso? Occasionally
And the end of that was rather anti-climactic. And, yes, some of you might recognize this one... its from early summer. =] You can always do it again tho.
I AM: big
I WANT: a burrito
I HAVE: gas
I WISH: I had my own forest
I HATE: disinterest
I MISS: casual sex... Oh wait.. never really had it. Mmmmm, fooling around? Yeah. Much better
I FEAR: STDs
I HEAR: Liiiitle voices
I SEARCH: for too much shit. If I only had a better memory...
I WONDER: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
I REGRET: missed opportunities
I LOVE: females *wink*
I ACHE: in my loins?
I ALWAYS: try to make myself and those around me happy
I AM NOT: a donkey, or a volcano, no matter what BJ says. He dumb anyway =]
I DANCE: real sexual-like
I SING: too often and too poorly
I CRY: for kitties
I AM NOT ALWAYS: a guy?
I WRITE: in LJ way to much
I WIN: that's right I do
I LOSE: my inhibitions (a couple of times this week already)
I CONFUSE: myself
I NEED: somebody
I SHOULD: write poetry, work out, learn random skills and perfect my mind and body
x. father thinks I am: a good kid
x. mother thinks I am: better than I really am
x. my boyfriend thinks I am: gay?
x. three things you are often complimented for: my eyes... my intelligence...and... being large I guess
x. you get embarrassed when: I don't know what the right thing to say is
x. makes you happy: bonding
x. upsets you: being ignored
yes or no...
x. you keep a diary: LJ?
x. you like to cook: Fuck yes. No way I couldn't.
x. you have a secret you have not shared with anyone: There's probably stuff I haven't told people... not that I intentionally keep it a secret, but...
x. you're in love: with ideas, notions... fantasies most likely
x. you set your watch a few minutes ahead: My alarm clock... (much more important)
x. you bite your fingernails: Nopers
x. you believe in love: Of course. What else is there in the end?
Who is...?
the prettiest male you know: Georgie boy. That man is like butta on a steaming muffin.
The weirdest person you know: BJ. By far.
the Loudest Person you Know: Shawna. hahaha
the Sexiest Person you Know: hmmm. That changes all the time.
Your close friends: I'm pretty generous maybe in my giving of close friend status... this would be a long list.
the Person that Knows the Most about you: Kyle
your Crush?: hmmm...I know it.. but do you?
Most Boring Teacher: Last semester... Prof. Stockman. Wow. =]
What is...?
your most overused phrase on IM: 'Ghea'? Maybe 'Unnnnh' or the word 'thug'. Any of those would do.
the last image/thought you go to sleep with: naked woman... arms wrapped around me.. etc...
your best feature: dong piece. Yup. That's right ladies. You heard it here =]
Inside joke: Owl ho. =] hahaha
2. Do You...?
take a shower everyday: Fo sho!
have a(any) crush(es): Maybe. I don't like the word crush. It makes it kind of juvenile.
think you know you've been in love: Yeah
want to get married: At some point. Later. Much later.
have any tattoos/where?: Hell naw.
piercings/where?: WTF? I skewer my beef, not myself.
get motion sickness: nope
think you're a health freak: That's a dumbass question. =]
get along with your parents: Yeah. Pretty well.
thunderstorms: Do I thunderstorms? Course I do. I tornado and typhoon too.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK Of
Ryan: Ryan Tinsley. Funny ass dude. Much love to em.
Rob: Robbie from baseball back in the day. We used to kick it a bunch... haven't seen him in a grip. RIP Phillip. =\
Drew: Drew Simmons. Strange fellow. Why I was friends... not sure. Probably because of Stephen's Realm. That shit was funny.
Stephanie: Johns... is the only stephanie I can think of. Except that Stephen used to be called Stephanie by all the subs in middle and elementary schoool.
Heather: Heather Hathaway. She used to be real hot in middle school. Damn.. she went downhill early.
Aaron: Thompson. What up thug. =]
Amy: Aimee Smith. We used to kick it at Lowman Hill. WWWAAAAY back in the day.
Will: My cousin. Bout 17 now. He sweet, he sweet.
Paul: The guy from MRULE witht he big fro. Rock on dawg. =]
Eve: Adam and Eve.
John: Sebelius. Now his mom is the Governor... crazy ass shit right there.
Laura: First instinct, Laura Bixler. Pretty cute even in a lil nerdy. Goood ass body. Second instinct is for the lola. =]
Alex: Bleiberg. Damn that fool moved to houston already. Didn't even get to chill wif em.
Justin: Crawford. Wild dude.
Ricky: Martin. Is it hot hot hot tea? Or cold.
Jacob: something biblical.. for some reason.
Jack: You don't know Jack fool.
SIGN: gang sign? cross them fingaz and throw up the 6 dub. HOLLA!
NATURAL HAIR COLOR: Reddish brown rusty shit
CURRENT HAIR COLOR: same same
EYE COLOR: blue like sailing into the infinite beyond. or just blue, i guess.
BIRTHPLACE: Top city love!!! Unnnnh!
( FAMILY )
PARENTS: Karen A. Hiller, Glenn A. Briggs
SIBLINGS: Bryan(aka captain of the homobuttsex legion) and Neil (Squealy Nealie)
LIVE WITH: A majority of the time with my mom, but dad occasionally.
FAVORITE RELATIVE: Mamoo (Bryan's first attempt to say Grandma =])
( FAVORITES )
NUMBER: 6 (or 6, 4 & 8 in some combination)
COLOR: Blue... or dark green
DAY: the first day that it really feels like summer each year
MONTH: May
SONG: Gladys Knight & The Pips - Midnight Train To Georgia (with my mom in the Beemer
FOOD: Last night's lasagna was pretty damn tasty
SEASON: Spring
SPORT: Soccer
DRINK: agua. No doubt about it. the goods right there
VEGGIE: sweet corn... (kind of a grain... but whatever)
( PREFERENCES )
CUDDLE OR MAKE OUT? cuddle
CHOCOLATE MILK, OR HOT CHOCOLATE? hot chocolate
MILK, DARK, OR WHITE CHOCOLATE? white, by far
VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE? vanilla
( IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU.... )
CRIED? you kidding?
HELPED SOMEONE? all last night helped do up by lil' bro's b-day
BOUGHT SOMETHING? I will in about 3-4 hours... blankitty blank cds
GOTTEN SICK? nopers
GONE TO THE MOVIES? maybe tonight... we'll see
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? will tonight. Cracker Barrel with the almost God-parents
SAID "I LOVE YOU"? To the momses
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? What the hell for?
TALKED TO AN EX? Left a message
MISSED AN EX? not in the last 24 hours
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? LJ thug!
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? More like a serious quarrel with my brother. Dumb shit that he is. =]
MISSED SOMEONE? Yep. Thinkin about her all day. =]
HUGGED SOMEONE? Mom. Ryan. Mamoo.
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? Just the bro.
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? Just the bro.
name 10 bands you listen to
(These'll be the most recently heard... or close to that)
STP
CCR
Rolling Stones
Led Zepplin
Pink Floyd
Flogging Molly
Creed
Fuel
Do Or Die
Double Drive
name 9 things you hate:
(9 is gonna be real hard to think of...)
Ummm...
Not recognizing ones own faults and shortcomings.
Once they are recognized, not working to overcome them.
Guys that are mean to women.
Women that are mean to guys.
Disrespect
People that don't care about how their actions affect others
I think 6 is all we're going to get today... =]
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? 5 already today... j/k. but yes.
2. Bungee jump? Given the opportunity
3. Hang glide? Oh fo sho!
4. Kill someone? Only if I was in the military
5. Have sex with someone you don't love? It might happen once or twice
6. Kiss someone of the same sex? WHEW... That would take some SERIOUS persuasion. Not saying that it wouldn't ever happen, but... there had better be a damn good reason for it.
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? Oh hell no bitch, you must have a dick in yo' mouf.
8. Parachute from a plane? I might.
9. Walk on hot coals? Hmmm... I'm thinkin' no.
10. Go out with someone for their looks? Doesn't everyone?
11. For their reputation? Nope.
12. Be a vegetarian? I'd die. A horrible, unsatisfied death.
13. Wear plaid with stripes? Fuck yes. Every day if i could.
14. IM a stranger: All da time.
15. Sing karaoke? Done it before
16. Get drunk off your ass? Never. Not on my life! =]
17. Shoplift? Can't say that I haven't done it before... but I wouldn't do it again.
18. Run a red light? Not intentionally
19. Star in a porn video? That's up in the air.
20. Dye your hair blue? If others did it with me.. for a purpose
21. Be on Survivor? That'd be crazy tight
22. Wear makeup in public? Done it before.
23. NOT wear makeup in public? Once or twice.. only.
24. Cheat on a test? I've let other people copy (occasionally... not the other way.
25. Make someone cry? Only if it's an 'I'm gonna miss you' cry.
26. Call your math teacher a motherfucker? In crafty ways.
27. Kick a baby? A dog the size of a baby.. yes. If it's annoying.
28. Date someone more than ten years older than you? If the opportunity presents itself.
29. Cuss out a priest? Hahahahaha!
30. Take a job as a janitor? If the money's good.
31. Wear a tho-tho-tho-tho-thong? I'd need a GREAT reason.
Not to. =]
32. Stay up all through the night? Fuck.. do that about once a week.
33. Drink straight espresso? Occasionally
And the end of that was rather anti-climactic. And, yes, some of you might recognize this one... its from early summer. =] You can always do it again tho.