Stole this thing from michelle
If I were a month, I'd be: August - November
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Next Firday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12:30
If I were a planet, I'd be: 3rd rock from the sun
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a(an): Whale, just cuz no one messes with you if you are a whale.
If I were a direction, I'd be: Up north
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a spinning recliner that doesnt stop spinning
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: General Lee
If I were a liquid, I'd be: straight coke
If I were a tree, I'd be: a live oak
If I were a bird, I'd be: a condor
If I were a tool, I'd be: a swiss army knife
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: grass, just cuz its everywhere
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: the calm after a snow storm
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a trombone of course
If I were a color, I'd be: Royal blue with an outline of concrete silver
If I were an emotion, I'd be: sarcastic
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: steak
If I were a sound, I'd be: the loud ruckus of a football game
If I were a car, I'd be: a Jeep Wrangler loaded with extras
If I were a specific song, I'd be: This is my calling - RHCP
If I were a movie, I'd be: Gladiator
If I were a book, I'd be: The Lord Of the Rings Trilogy
If I were a food, I'd be: Quesadillas
If I were a place, I'd be: A log cabin on the foot of a mountain in colorado or new mexico
If I were a material, I'd be: Mesh
If I were a taste, I'd be: chewy
If I were a scent, I'd be: vanilla
If I were a religion, I'd be: baptist
If I were a word, I'd be: a
If I were an object, I'd be: a blank computer screen
If I were a body part, I'd be: a wrist
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: football
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a raised "people's eyebrow"
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: i dont know
If I were a shape, I'd be a: cube
If I were a number, I'd be: any of these - 73, 80, or 83
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Next Firday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12:30
If I were a planet, I'd be: 3rd rock from the sun
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a(an): Whale, just cuz no one messes with you if you are a whale.
If I were a direction, I'd be: Up north
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a spinning recliner that doesnt stop spinning
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: General Lee
If I were a liquid, I'd be: straight coke
If I were a tree, I'd be: a live oak
If I were a bird, I'd be: a condor
If I were a tool, I'd be: a swiss army knife
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: grass, just cuz its everywhere
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: the calm after a snow storm
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a trombone of course
If I were a color, I'd be: Royal blue with an outline of concrete silver
If I were an emotion, I'd be: sarcastic
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: steak
If I were a sound, I'd be: the loud ruckus of a football game
If I were a car, I'd be: a Jeep Wrangler loaded with extras
If I were a specific song, I'd be: This is my calling - RHCP
If I were a movie, I'd be: Gladiator
If I were a book, I'd be: The Lord Of the Rings Trilogy
If I were a food, I'd be: Quesadillas
If I were a place, I'd be: A log cabin on the foot of a mountain in colorado or new mexico
If I were a material, I'd be: Mesh
If I were a taste, I'd be: chewy
If I were a scent, I'd be: vanilla
If I were a religion, I'd be: baptist
If I were a word, I'd be: a
If I were an object, I'd be: a blank computer screen
If I were a body part, I'd be: a wrist
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: football
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a raised "people's eyebrow"
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: i dont know
If I were a shape, I'd be a: cube
If I were a number, I'd be: any of these - 73, 80, or 83