It started off well...

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1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
Caulley Roger

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
John William

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
Gostua

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pumpkin Chocobo

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
William Minneapolis

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
The Roan Old Beer Plank

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Stan

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
Cookie Dough Raisin Oatmeal

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Kitchen Mouse South 9th Street

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Zaphod 24th Avenue South