Apr 29, 2005 16:31
1- My uncle once: taped fireworks all over a windmill, lit them and set it spinning.
2- Never in my life: have I ever had sex in a car (I know! I can't believe it either.)
3- When I was five: I wanted to be a super hero, so I drew all over my face with a permanent marker in my bed with the lights off before I went to sleep. (It was a super hero mask, ok?) I had a very blue face the next day at kindergarten.
4- High School was: academically empty, but fun.
5- I will never forget: the donald duck cartoon about pool and the angle of inflection equaling the angle of reflection that I watched in second grade.
6- I once met: Noam Chomsky
7- There's this girl I know who: trips the light fantastic.
8- Once, at a bar: I told a woman from Bristol that the only thing I knew about Bristol Cities is that it rhymes with titties.
9- By noon I'm usually: alive?
10- Last night: I got up at midnight.
11- If I had only: learned stuff when I was young...
12- Next time I go to church: I probably won't see the light.
14- What worries me most: is mundane.
15- When I turn my head right I see: a book titled aristeas of proconnesus.
16- When I turn my head left, I see: a fake tree.
17- You know I'm lying when: I'm talking about my last trip to mars.
18- You know what I miss most about the eighties: is the mohawks.
20- By this time, next year: I will either be rich or in Prague.
21- A better name for me would be: hey you.
22- I have a hard time understanding: What happened to items 23, 26, 31 and 32.
24- You know I like you if: I call you.
25- If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: my mom.
27- Take my advice, never, ever: get shot in the face.
28- My ideal breakfast is: already in my stomach.
29- A song I love, but do not have is: one of countless many.
30- If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you bring a warm coat.
33- Paperclips are more useful than: paperclips made of antimatter.
34- If I do anything well, it's: foosball.
35- And by the way: the old gray mare ain't what she used to be.