sorry but i cant remember what else i've done
so i cant remember what i've been up to except for today so...i'm just going to tell you about today.
well, it started at 9:00 am when my alarm clock went off,then i proceeded to roll over and shut it off, i had a dream but i forgot what it was about, completely dont remember, anyways right back to turning it off, after that i proceeded to go back to a dazed sleep until 10 am when i got up and went upstairs and then went to Mr. Quick to get me a fast break black and mild cigar and i was near Corey Fucking Curtis so i gave hima call and asked him if he wanted to come hang out, he said yes, comedy follows. so we head on over to my uncle tommy's to see if sharron needed a ride to Mohawk Industries to get her job back and she said she was going tomorrow blahblahblah, my great uncle danny calls and says he'll pay me $25 for vacuuming, washing, and taking the armorall stuff to his car and we did and we got mucho denaro, yay. then me and corey are coming back from taking the car back to my uncle danny and my dad calls and tell me to go by carole's house to give her a quote on how much cleaning up some stuff would be and we did and i said around 30(later on my dad pointed another pile out that i didnt notice and i said well $40 then and he said he had already told her $30 and then he was like fine i'll pay you the other $10) so we go back home and chill and then i replaced the fuse for the tail lights on the honda and then we went swimming at the Lee & Gordon Mill bridge.
so me and aja and corey fucking curtis were there and kerri's and cordell's groups weren't getting there for another 15 minutes so we walked up to the gas station and got some drinks then when we came back they were just getting out of their cars. Let's see, cordell, danae, leah, allison, kerri, michelle, and brian were there(kerri wants to ride brian like nobody's business, that's right) and we talked a bit then we went and jumped in a few times except corey and aja who sat under the bridge and chose to be non-wet peoples. i went to the tree, and no one came, NO ONE!! bunch of scared o-rang-uh-tangs, VaGiNaS, vAgInAs, ohh BURN yep you're all a bunch of sissies.
ANYWAYS, it got to 6:45 and we had to go so i changed under the bridge and allison just so happened to jump off while i was doing so, to check my ass *cough, cough*, but i dont mind, naked is naked, my ass is nice, according to allison, and i think she wanted a little more showy showy, uhhuh, ok then we left at 6:53 after i gave everyone a hug, except cordell and kerri and brian(K&B had already left so..)
We didnt get to chill at corey's house very long b/c we got there at 7:15 and had to be home by 8:00. sucks. and we talked and i pissed and then me and aja left and now i'm home after grilling my chicken and eating it with a side of ~DoRiToS~ and drinking my kool-aid, that's some hard stuff.
OHHHHHHHH, pimp master corey gave me a copy of GGW and if you dont know what that is too bad b/c i'm going to watch it tonight and give myself some man-to-hand time, that's right a little self-satifaction..............ok so i'm going to go get a refill of kool-aid and that'll be it tonight.
I'm done.
-JAke
Quote/Lyric: "Numba 1 in do hood G!"