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Luke thought this was humorous so i thought i would share with all of you.
Can I b Your God (10:23:10 PM): do you have some unsorted frustrations you would like to talk about?
Bigvanvader5 (10:23:30 PM): well are you able to listen right now?
Can I b Your God (10:24:12 PM): I am doing homework...
Can I b Your God (10:24:22 PM): so you don't have to worrie about me interrupting
Bigvanvader5 (10:26:00 PM): well i supose it startted about 8 years ago
Bigvanvader5 (10:26:35 PM): i was 13 and i was going through "changes"
Bigvanvader5 (10:28:06 PM): well i notice this one girl, her name was lorie, and she was super cute, and she lived next door to me
Bigvanvader5 (10:29:51 PM): but she was one of thoughs "cool" kids, you know the kind, and i was not particularly popular in middle school
Bigvanvader5 (10:31:40 PM): well, because she was my neighbor, i would ocationaly get a chance to walk home with her
Bigvanvader5 (10:32:03 PM): and it was a little uncomfortable but i still enjoyed it
Bigvanvader5 (10:32:39 PM): well the long of the short of it is that lorrie broke my heart
Can I b Your God (10:32:50 PM): :/
Bigvanvader5 (10:33:05 PM): and i just am not so good with talking to girls ever sence
Bigvanvader5 (10:33:41 PM): and so unresolved issues, no more than any other guy
Can I b Your God (10:34:49 PM): you know what you need to now though, right dave?
Can I b Your God (10:35:59 PM): find out where she lives and then what restaraunts she frequents, get a job there busing the tables, until the one day she finally comes in for a meal...
Can I b Your God (10:36:09 PM): walk striaght up to her...
Can I b Your God (10:36:13 PM): and say...
Can I b Your God (10:36:37 PM): "Ms. I think your shoe is untied"
Can I b Your God (10:36:43 PM): (then point at her feet)
Can I b Your God (10:36:52 PM): and as she looks down
Can I b Your God (10:37:01 PM): LAUGH IN HER FACE
Can I b Your God (10:37:16 PM): "YOUR WEARING SHOES WITHOUT LACES!!!!"
Can I b Your God (10:37:27 PM): and run away screeming
Can I b Your God (10:38:29 PM): (with the opional choose of striping of all your cloths as you run)
Bigvanvader5 (10:43:21 PM): that sir is very humorous
Bigvanvader5 (10:43:42 PM): i laughed substantially
Can I b Your God (10:43:56 PM): laugh?
Can I b Your God (10:44:00 PM): LAUGH?
Can I b Your God (10:44:11 PM): I try to offer you the best personal advice I have
Can I b Your God (10:44:17 PM): and you LAUGH?
Can I b Your God (10:44:37 PM): (tears off cloths and runs away)
Bigvanvader5 (10:44:45 PM): well zach you see, it's funny because lorrie does not have feet
Bigvanvader5 (10:44:52 PM): you see that is why i laugh
Can I b Your God (10:23:10 PM): do you have some unsorted frustrations you would like to talk about?
Bigvanvader5 (10:23:30 PM): well are you able to listen right now?
Can I b Your God (10:24:12 PM): I am doing homework...
Can I b Your God (10:24:22 PM): so you don't have to worrie about me interrupting
Bigvanvader5 (10:26:00 PM): well i supose it startted about 8 years ago
Bigvanvader5 (10:26:35 PM): i was 13 and i was going through "changes"
Bigvanvader5 (10:28:06 PM): well i notice this one girl, her name was lorie, and she was super cute, and she lived next door to me
Bigvanvader5 (10:29:51 PM): but she was one of thoughs "cool" kids, you know the kind, and i was not particularly popular in middle school
Bigvanvader5 (10:31:40 PM): well, because she was my neighbor, i would ocationaly get a chance to walk home with her
Bigvanvader5 (10:32:03 PM): and it was a little uncomfortable but i still enjoyed it
Bigvanvader5 (10:32:39 PM): well the long of the short of it is that lorrie broke my heart
Can I b Your God (10:32:50 PM): :/
Bigvanvader5 (10:33:05 PM): and i just am not so good with talking to girls ever sence
Bigvanvader5 (10:33:41 PM): and so unresolved issues, no more than any other guy
Can I b Your God (10:34:49 PM): you know what you need to now though, right dave?
Can I b Your God (10:35:59 PM): find out where she lives and then what restaraunts she frequents, get a job there busing the tables, until the one day she finally comes in for a meal...
Can I b Your God (10:36:09 PM): walk striaght up to her...
Can I b Your God (10:36:13 PM): and say...
Can I b Your God (10:36:37 PM): "Ms. I think your shoe is untied"
Can I b Your God (10:36:43 PM): (then point at her feet)
Can I b Your God (10:36:52 PM): and as she looks down
Can I b Your God (10:37:01 PM): LAUGH IN HER FACE
Can I b Your God (10:37:16 PM): "YOUR WEARING SHOES WITHOUT LACES!!!!"
Can I b Your God (10:37:27 PM): and run away screeming
Can I b Your God (10:38:29 PM): (with the opional choose of striping of all your cloths as you run)
Bigvanvader5 (10:43:21 PM): that sir is very humorous
Bigvanvader5 (10:43:42 PM): i laughed substantially
Can I b Your God (10:43:56 PM): laugh?
Can I b Your God (10:44:00 PM): LAUGH?
Can I b Your God (10:44:11 PM): I try to offer you the best personal advice I have
Can I b Your God (10:44:17 PM): and you LAUGH?
Can I b Your God (10:44:37 PM): (tears off cloths and runs away)
Bigvanvader5 (10:44:45 PM): well zach you see, it's funny because lorrie does not have feet
Bigvanvader5 (10:44:52 PM): you see that is why i laugh