ManFAQ Friday: I’m A Soul Man!
Originally published at Big Ugly Man Doll. Please leave any comments there.
It’s Friday, and that means answer time! For those of you who have commented with questions from previous ManFAQs, thank you. I’m adding yours to the list of questions women have asked about men over the years, and I will answer them all in turn - to continue to demystify the more malodorous gender for those of the gentler. Actual questions, posed by real women, and answered by a REAL man. What could go wrong?
Question: Why is the question, “Are you a leg or a breast man?” a natural greeting amongst some of the lesser menfolk?
Answer: No no, it’s a fried chicken thing. Honest. (And you know we love fried chicken!)
No? What? You’re giving me that look. OK, no, you got me. You’re right, we’re pigs. We look at your body and scan for the highlights. The guys who ask each other this question are talking in code, looking to find others of their own kind, the lowest common denominator on the Pig sweepstakes. (“I can objectify those women in seven words!”)
Because if the question gets an answer, like to like, then there’s a chance that the respondent might be able to provide his interlocutor with pictures of the preferred selection of said anatomy.
And believe me, before the advent of online porn, those lesser menfolk - and you’ve nearly answered your own question with that phrase - didn’t get to see much of them there wimmin’s parts and protocols, if you know what I’m sayin’, and not hardly ever at all, if you mean strictly legal-like. There’s a chance that as porn becomes ever more prevalent, this question might even die out. We can hope!
Me, I’m a just a Big Ugly fried chicken fan.
Now you know. Please, feel free to comment! Also, forward any questions you’d like answered to BUMD - at - biguglymandoll.com!