this made me laugh...

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Johnothan: are you going with anyone?
Me: hahah
Me: are we 50
Me: "going with anyone?"
Me: that's funny
Johnothan: Are you going by yourself?

So... I wish that I could write a column like Dear Abby or something. I think that it would be amazing. In my attempt to become a great writer of advise I asked my friend Jack to send me some questions (feel free to add your own answers):

Question #1:
If you could recommend one way for a guy to pick up someone, and never ever fail to get them naked, what would it be?
Jack

Dear Jack,
Me: Uh... tell them that you love them?
Ameilia: or a guy could just be like....so want to have sex?

Question #2:
What's your favorite sexual act?
Jack

Dear Jack,
Me: Mine isn’t an actual “act” per say, but more like an entire production. Put on Luda’s “What’s Your Fantasy” and execute all of them. Then do the same with Bloodhound Gang’s “The Bad Touch.” Repeat once more with T-Pain’s “I’m In Love With A Stripper”
Ameilia: hott making out (notice the two t's)
Tabitha: Holding hands. I especially like it when he ties me to the bedpost and then holds my hand.

OKAY! I'm spent. Goodnight world.