Happy Birthday An-Keet
And as the first in what's sure to be a string of crappy birthday presents (which probably means another stool that I find in the trash on Pleasant Valley Road and that I'll give to him buried under a cred full of cliché statements - if he has a party, that is) I encourage all of you to BOYCOTT FOREVER21!
While sitting on a bench in the mall last night, Unkie became enraged by the sight of the message "John 3:16" on the bottom of all yellow Forever21 bags. As you may or may not know, "John 3:16" refers to a verse in the Christian bible, NOT the Upanishads or any other such religious text. Unkie proceeded to label Forever21 as a cult that was using subliminal messaging to take over the teenage fashion world. It's become the new H&M, but more Christian. To my knowledge, H&M could potentially stand for "Hindus & Muslims." In any event, Unkie decided to walk to Forever21 from our position in front of Friendly's to complain to their management about their Godly but subliminal messaging. Unfortunately, once we reached the store, we could find no one to complain to. If you are interested in joining Unkie's crusade, please feel free to contact Forever21 as per the directions of their website:
By Telephone:
For e-commerce related inquiries, you can speak with one of our friendly e-Reps by calling our toll-free number (888) 494-EVER. For all store related inquiries, please call our toll-free number (800) 966-1355. Our representatives are available to take your calls Monday through Friday, 8:30am to 6pm Pacific Standard Time. We apologize for the inconvenience, but our toll-free numbers cannot be accessed from outside the United States.
By E-mail:
We would love to hear what you think about our Website or anything else you may have on your mind! Please e-mail your comments and suggestions regarding our online service to online@forever21.com. For any comments and suggestions you may have regarding our store locations, please e-mail us at customerservices@forever21.com.
A side note: I visited the Forever21 website to find the name of the company's CEO, but, try as I might, no information could be found. I'm still convinced that the CEO of Forever21 is...God.
While sitting on a bench in the mall last night, Unkie became enraged by the sight of the message "John 3:16" on the bottom of all yellow Forever21 bags. As you may or may not know, "John 3:16" refers to a verse in the Christian bible, NOT the Upanishads or any other such religious text. Unkie proceeded to label Forever21 as a cult that was using subliminal messaging to take over the teenage fashion world. It's become the new H&M, but more Christian. To my knowledge, H&M could potentially stand for "Hindus & Muslims." In any event, Unkie decided to walk to Forever21 from our position in front of Friendly's to complain to their management about their Godly but subliminal messaging. Unfortunately, once we reached the store, we could find no one to complain to. If you are interested in joining Unkie's crusade, please feel free to contact Forever21 as per the directions of their website:
By Telephone:
For e-commerce related inquiries, you can speak with one of our friendly e-Reps by calling our toll-free number (888) 494-EVER. For all store related inquiries, please call our toll-free number (800) 966-1355. Our representatives are available to take your calls Monday through Friday, 8:30am to 6pm Pacific Standard Time. We apologize for the inconvenience, but our toll-free numbers cannot be accessed from outside the United States.
By E-mail:
We would love to hear what you think about our Website or anything else you may have on your mind! Please e-mail your comments and suggestions regarding our online service to online@forever21.com. For any comments and suggestions you may have regarding our store locations, please e-mail us at customerservices@forever21.com.
A side note: I visited the Forever21 website to find the name of the company's CEO, but, try as I might, no information could be found. I'm still convinced that the CEO of Forever21 is...God.