Republican Roll Call!!!
Hey, everybody! it's time to play Republican Roll Call!
Name: Tom Delay
Job: House Majority Leader
Status: Indicted for violating Texas election law.
Name: Bill Frist
Job: Senate Majority Leader
Status: Under investigation for insider trading.
Name: Karl Rove
Job: Deputy White House Chief of Staff
Status: Suspected of leaking the identity of an undercover CIA operative.
Name: Donald Rumsfield
Job: Secretary of Defense
Status: Amazed he still has a job.
Name: Condoleeza Rice
Job: Secretary of State
Status: So cold, so cruel, so twisted... and yet... so strangely alluring.....
Name: Ronald Reagan
Job: 40th President of the United States
Status: Dead.
Name: Dick Cheney
Job: Vice President
Status: Dying.
Name: George W. Bush
Job: President of the United States
Status: Suffering the worst poll numbers of his presidency as well as allegations that he--OH MY GOD!!! Noooo!!!!!! Oprah, run!!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!
Name: Tom Delay
Job: House Majority Leader
Status: Indicted for violating Texas election law.
Name: Bill Frist
Job: Senate Majority Leader
Status: Under investigation for insider trading.
Name: Karl Rove
Job: Deputy White House Chief of Staff
Status: Suspected of leaking the identity of an undercover CIA operative.
Name: Donald Rumsfield
Job: Secretary of Defense
Status: Amazed he still has a job.
Name: Condoleeza Rice
Job: Secretary of State
Status: So cold, so cruel, so twisted... and yet... so strangely alluring.....
Name: Ronald Reagan
Job: 40th President of the United States
Status: Dead.
Name: Dick Cheney
Job: Vice President
Status: Dying.
Name: George W. Bush
Job: President of the United States
Status: Suffering the worst poll numbers of his presidency as well as allegations that he--OH MY GOD!!! Noooo!!!!!! Oprah, run!!!! RUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!